Lawyer Joke Quotes

#1. He's the guy that the joke was wrote about: 'Is he a criminal lawyer?' 'Yes, very.

Dashiell Hammett

#2. And I'm stuck in it with no way out. I love you, and I can't stop, and you don't even care!

Amanda Hocking

#3. Hey, Axi. What's the difference between a doctor and a lawyer?" I knew this joke - it was one of Robinson's standards. And I was only half-surprised he was trotting it out now. Playing along, I said, "I don't know. What?" "A lawyer will rob you; a doctor will rob you and kill you, too.

James Patterson

#4. We all forget to sleep and crash at someone's feet. Everybody skips a beat. We let the chances pass, the few we held so fast, everybody breaks a glass.

Lights Poxlietner

#5. Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

George Burns

#6. My parents wanted their daughters to reach their full potential. I joke that they said, 'We left our homeland so you could pursue your dreams - as long as you're a lawyer, a doctor, or an engineer.'

Dina Powell

#7. I'm presuming, though, that breaking and entering isn't your intent, unless you bring a lawyer in tow, should you be caught." He pursed his lips. "That could be convenient.

Kelley Armstrong

#8. It is wise to persuade people to do things and make them think it was their own idea.

Nelson Mandela

#9. Enjoy The
Sound Of Silence.

Timothy Salter

#10. A man who will traduce those who stood with him in battle is not worth much.

Howard Fast

#11. True religious movements prosper and flourish under tribulation.

Sun Myung Moon

#12. Olympism seeks to create a way of life based on the joy found in effort, the educational value of a good example and respect for universal fundamental ethical principles.

Pierre De Coubertin

#13. The Holy Grail, the most precious of all Christ's bequests to man, lost these thousand years and more, and he could see it glowing in the sky like shining blood and about it, bright as the glittering crown of a saint, rays of dazzling shimmer filled the heaven. Thomas

Bernard Cornwell

#14. You have to expect that if you cuss out the world, The world is going to cuss back.

Andrew Young