Laughs Last Quotes

#1. He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Louise Rennison

#2. He who shoots first laughs last.

Alexander Lebed

#3. He who laughs last is generally the one that thought fastest on his feet,

John Ringo

#4. All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die.

Agatha Christie

#5. You know Anne,' he said quietly, 'when I am with a Hmong or a French or an American person, I am always the one who laughs last at a joke. I am the chameleon animal. You can place me anyplace, and I will survive, but I will not belong. I must tell you that I do not really belong anywhere.

Anne Fadiman

#6. Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.

Brian Spellman

#8. She who laughs last laughs the laughingest.

Louise Rennison

#9. He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

Charles De Gaulle

#10. In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.

John Masefield

#11. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGHS BEST

Teddy Wayne

#12. He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#13. He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.

Rodney Dangerfield

#14. He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

Carroll Bryant

#15. The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

Leo Rosten

#16. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Larry The Cable Guy

#17. She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh.

Patricia C. Wrede

#18. He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Bertolt Brecht

#19. I squeeze her and she laughs and looks up at me, "Jules, you incorrigible rake," she scolds, and then gives me a smile that makes me feel we're in zero gravity. Floating inches above the floor. weightless and timeless, and I wish this song would last forever.

Amy Plum

#20. All of Creation's a farce.
Man was born as a joke.
In his head his reason is buffeted
Like wind-blown smoke.
Life is a game.
Everyone ridicules everyone else.
But he who has the last laugh
Laughs longest.

William Shakespeare

#21. Did we kiss last night?"
"Yes."
"Well, it wasn't memorable because I have no recollection of it."
He laughs. "I was kiddin'. We didn't kiss." He leans in. "When we kiss you'll remember it.Forever.

Simone Elkeles

#22. The children with the streamlets sing, When April stops at last her weeping; And every happy growing thing Laughs like a babe just roused from sleeping.

Lucy Larcom

#23. What does it matter whether I am shown to be right! I am right too much!
And he who laughs best today will also laugh last.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#24. Man is the animal who weeps and laughs - and writes. If the first Prometheus brought fire from heaven in a fennel-stalk, the last will take it back - in a book.

John Cowper Powys

#25. The mocker will not have the last laugh. You see, dancing on the grave of an extinguished Christianity is farcical at best. Because the grave is empty. And the one who knows the way out of the grave sits in the heavens and laughs.

Ravi Zacharias

#26. You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.'
'Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.

Robyn Schneider