He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best Quotes

#1. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGHS BEST

Teddy Wayne

#2. He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

Charles De Gaulle

#3. You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.'
'Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.

Robyn Schneider

#4. All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die.

Agatha Christie

#5. You know Anne,' he said quietly, 'when I am with a Hmong or a French or an American person, I am always the one who laughs last at a joke. I am the chameleon animal. You can place me anyplace, and I will survive, but I will not belong. I must tell you that I do not really belong anywhere.

Anne Fadiman

#6. The mocker will not have the last laugh. You see, dancing on the grave of an extinguished Christianity is farcical at best. Because the grave is empty. And the one who knows the way out of the grave sits in the heavens and laughs.

Ravi Zacharias

#7. He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.

Brian Spellman

#8. Man is the animal who weeps and laughs - and writes. If the first Prometheus brought fire from heaven in a fennel-stalk, the last will take it back - in a book.

John Cowper Powys

#9. What does it matter whether I am shown to be right! I am right too much!
And he who laughs best today will also laugh last.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#10. She who laughs last laughs the laughingest.

Louise Rennison

#11. He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Bertolt Brecht

#12. The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

Leo Rosten

#13. Did we kiss last night?"
"Yes."
"Well, it wasn't memorable because I have no recollection of it."
He laughs. "I was kiddin'. We didn't kiss." He leans in. "When we kiss you'll remember it.Forever.

Simone Elkeles

#14. All of Creation's a farce.
Man was born as a joke.
In his head his reason is buffeted
Like wind-blown smoke.
Life is a game.
Everyone ridicules everyone else.
But he who has the last laugh
Laughs longest.

William Shakespeare

#15. He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.

Rodney Dangerfield

#16. He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#17. He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Louise Rennison