Klatchian Quotes

#1. Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal.
"Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed.
"Yes."
"One of your soldiers said he bit a man's nose off."
Vimes shrugged. "He's got a very pointed look if I don't use the sugar tongs, I know that.

Terry Pratchett

#2. No, no, no!" said Albert. "You got to put a bit of life in it, sir, no offense intended. It's got to be a big fat laugh. You got to ... you got to sound like you're pissing brandy and crapping plum pudding, sir, excuse my Klatchian.

Terry Pratchett

#3. Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

Doug Stanhope

#4. No one in this world is scar free.

Calia Read

#5. Triumphing over nature means better lives for sentients, but dominance is sustained only by bringing order to chaos and establishing law where none exists.

James Luceno

#6. She did not want to talk of her sorrow, but with that sorrow in her heart she could not talk of outside matters.

Leo Tolstoy

#7. You know, dear, sometimes you find what you're looking for, but not what you're expecting" -The Great Moodler

Paige Britt

#8. To an ignorant lady, she wants to look attractive and beautiful while some conscienceless men prey on her life.

Sunday Adelaja

#9. I know that I am leaving the winning side for the losing side, but it is better to die on the losing side than to live under Communism.

Whittaker Chambers

#10. Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.

John Goodman

#11. The true Christian ideal is not to be happy but to be holy.

Aiden Wilson Tozer