Top 100 M F Quotes
#1. The fact of the matter is, I'm f**king brilliant. Not 'was' brilliant. 'Am' brilliant.
Pete Townshend
#2. The M.F.A. is a degree in servitude. It is a way to keep writing safe - to keep reading safe from writing.
Joshua Cohen
#3. Earned a bachelor's at 27, then an M.F.A. that is still completely unused and in mint condition, never taken out of the box.
Daniel Woodrell
#4. Never be daunted in public' was an early Hemingway phrase that had more than once bolstered me in my timid twenties. I changed it resolutely to 'Never be daunted in private'.
- M.F.K. Fisher A Is for Dining Alone
Jenni Ferrari-Adler
#5. When I was younger, I read all the great food memoirs, by M.F.K. Fisher and Laurie Colwin and Julia Child and Nicolas Freeling and Ruth Reichl, and felt flooded with a sense of comfort and safety.
Kate Christensen
#6. Literary dementia seems dated now, but there was a time when a month in the funny farm was as de rigueur for budding writers as an M.F.A. is now. To be sent away was a badge of honor; to undergo electroshock, a glorious martyrdom.
Walter Kirn
#7. My M.F.A was in directing, and all the films I've made, for film school and after, I've written, directed and shot.
Geoffrey S. Fletcher
#8. Life is full of things that can kill me, you vampire m*****f****r, and you sure as shit can just get in line!
Dr. Adin Tredeger
Z.A. Maxfield
#9. I walk through the hotel, and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I'm f***ing insane, like I'm Hitler. One day the light will shine through, and one day people will understand everything I ever did.
Kanye West
#10. I love Nicki Minaj, I told her I'd admit it, I hope one day we get married just to say we f-cking did it and girl I'm f-cking serious, I'm with it if you with it, cause your verses turn me on and your pants are mighty fitted
Drake
#11. I graduated with a B.A. from Goddard College in 1991 and then studied poetry for a year in the M.F.A. in Writing Program at Vermont College.
Jennifer McMahon
#12. It's about finding what's next. I'm hesitant to let people know what producers I'm f
ing with, what I'm rapping about. I'd rather drop that winning hand out of nowhere.
Drake
#13. Sadly, I do my homework. I've a soft spot for the boring minutiae. I read the Charter of the United Nations before meeting with Kofi Annan. I read the Meltzer report, and then I'll read C. Fred Bergsten's defense of institutions like the World Bank and the I.M.F. It's embarrassing to admit.
Bono
#14. M. F. K. Fisher was a wonder and a huge influence, and someone I got to know pretty well at the end of her life.
Ruth Reichl
#15. Slim Shady is just the evil thoughts that come into my head. Things I shouldn't be thinking about. Not to be gimmicky, but people should be able to determine when I'm serious and when I'm f ... around. That's why a lot of my songs are funny. I got a warped sense of humor I guess.
Eminem
#17. I probably would have gone the M.F.A. route except I was a dad at 19, and it made more sense to go to work for a newspaper and support a kid that way. But the funny thing is, that detour became the most important step in my developing as a novelist.
Jess Walter
#18. The more there is a European solution to a theoretical, but possible, problem in the markets, the less we will have to talk about an I.M.F. solution.
George Papandreou
#19. I'm f**king pathetic when it comes to being an entertainer. People come because they want to see me have a nervous breakdown.
Mark Linkous
#20. The main differences between contemporary English and American literature is that the baleful pseudo-professionalism imparted by all those crap M.F.A. writing programs has yet to settle like a miasma of standardization on the English literary scene. But it's beginning to happen.
Will Self
#21. I got an M.F.A. in acting from NYU, and part of our training is to learn how to use swords in combat situations in a performance and Shakespeare plays where you have to fight.
Danai Gurira
#22. Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!
Pauly D
#23. My scary strange English shall only be counted as my English problem.
M.F. Moonzajer
#24. There will always be a moment to feel sorry for the mistakes, but indeed it is not today.
M.F. Moonzajer
#25. There is no nation in the history that has not experienced bloodshed and murdering. We all have committed the same mistakes in a different manner.
M.F. Moonzajer
#26. Remember you don't own people, let them decide, choose and live. There is no inferiority and superiority; it is just your crazy imagination.
M.F. Moonzajer
#27. If we are really committed, we better get start taking care of our shit.
M.F. Moonzajer
#28. [I]f I suffered only one fool gladly, I assure you it would be you.
Iain M. Banks
#29. I'm not going to start churning out what you expect. If you want me to be a manufactured act, you can f*** off.
Lady Gaga
#30. You can't make silly people stay away from you; all you can do is staying away from them.
M.F. Moonzajer
#31. No one feels your empty stomach, but everyone does your empty brain.
M.F. Moonzajer
#32. I love to play in the different keys like B or F sharp, or keys that most people don't play in, because they have a better resonance or something. I'm really not fond of F and C. I just stay away from those if I can.
Marian McPartland
#33. You know, I'm allowed to f - king date, I haven't seen this guy in three years. We're in the middle of a divorce. For a woman, she has to wait. For a man, who cares? That's what it's painted as.
Khloe Kardashian
#34. The enemy is over there and we are still seeking revenge from the nature.
M.F. Moonzajer
#35. The Hollywood love always stays in the Hollywood; it never comes home, unless you bring the Hollywood home.
M.F. Moonzajer
#36. Well, it's a sad day when I'm the nicest person you know."
-Jonas
K.F. Breene
#37. You can only understand the pain of love when you fall in love with someone you cannot afford to have.
M.F. Moonzajer
#38. Magic and miracle they are nothing but manipulation of sight and heart.
M.F. Moonzajer
#39. Climbing towards fame, recognition and popularity is very much pleasant; but all its sweetness does not count even for a day of going down.
M.F. Moonzajer
#40. I do think I'm terrific at giving advice. Although in our hearts we usually know what we should do. It's rare that you get in a situation in life where you don't know how to proceed. You know the thing you should do, but don't want to.
Paul F. Tompkins
#41. I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f
them, but I can now say I'm engaged - get away from me,
Amanda Bynes
#42. I wondered what the FML post would look like.
"Today, when my father tried to shoot me, I found out he was an assassin monger who's been keeping my mom locked away in a secret facility for freaky killers. FML."
Seriously. F.M.L.
Jus Accardo
#44. If miracles represent prophecy, we must have more prophets in twenty first century than the entire human history.
M.F. Moonzajer
#45. I can understand how hard it is. Being a tiny lamb and trying to survive among hungry wolves.
M.F. Moonzajer
#46. You ever f**k Susan here?" she said, her face almost touching mine.
"I'm impressed," I said. "The question is intrusive, annoying, coarse, and voyeuristic. That's quite a lot to get into a simple question.
Robert B. Parker
#47. I might be a very weird lover; having you the center of my dreams and reality.
M.F. Moonzajer
#49. There is no vicious inhumanity than keeping children hungry.
M.F. Moonzajer
#50. It's going to be a while before I can do that, and honestly, I don't know if I'll ever have a flat stomach again, but I don't want to focus on that, it's too depressing." Maggie Temples
S.F.M. Carr
#51. More than half of our history is lost, not because they were not documented, but they had no guardians and protectors.
M.F. Moonzajer
#52. Humans do worse things with money rather than for money.
M.F. Moonzajer
#53. The one, who doesn't break your heart, will break your balls.
M.F. Moonzajer
#54. Behind every door, someone is standing without knowing that it is open.
M.F. Moonzajer
#55. If you sought to leave the world, don't go alone. Since there are too many bad people you can take them too.
M.F. Moonzajer
#57. You do not need to make everyone happy, because you are not paid for.
M.F. Moonzajer
#61. If you see yourself as a man, no one will dare to see you as a kid.
M.F. Moonzajer
#62. The moon is always holding the stars, you must do the same.
M.F. Moonzajer
#63. Sex is not merely an entertainment; it is a courtesy and affability.
M.F. Moonzajer
#64. [I]f we feel that creation does not express purpose, it is impossible to find an authorization for purpose in our own lives.
Richard M. Weaver
#65. Most successful people chose the path and did the things in their own way, against all the rules and guidelines, but we are everyday told to follow the rules to be a successful person.
M.F. Moonzajer
#66. I might be a great liar, but I am not sure I can lie to those striking eyes.
M.F. Moonzajer
#67. I'm like one of those rich society girls - ridiculously famous in certain circles but only for stupid reasons.
Melissa F. Olson
#68. A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.
M.F.K. Fisher
#69. Central heating, French rubber goods and cookbooks are three amazing proofs of man's ingenuity in transforming necessity into art, and, of these, cookbooks are perhaps most lastingly delightful.
M.F.K. Fisher
#71. All the good things a man can do for a woman is against her religion
M.F. Moonzajer
#72. Happiness is not the victory, success or accomplishment; it is what happens at the end of the day?
M.F. Moonzajer
#73. A reader of The Unspeakables recently contacted me. She said she had become so engrossed with the paperback she'd taken it to the top of a Munro whilst climbing on the Isle of Mull. I'm delighted to have three-dimensional circulation as well.
Peter F. Jemison
#74. I'm not cruisin' this opportunity in time and space for you to like or dislike my 'get-down'; I'm here 'cause I'm down to get it right by the time I return to the 'mothaship'. I remain a work in progress.
T.F. Hodge
#76. The laziness level of a society can be understood from the size of their stomach.
M.F. Moonzajer
#77. Women are so caring, kindhearted and soft creatures; I wonder how one could harm or hurt them for any reason.
M.F. Moonzajer
#78. On the other hand, a flaccid, moping, debauched mollusc, tired from too much love and loose-nerved from general world conditions, can be a shameful thing served raw upon the shell.
M.F.K. Fisher
#79. I won't stop caring about the world; even if it looks stupid.
M.F. Moonzajer
#80. In a fallacious world where we live; it is much easy to create a God rather than pretending to find one.
M.F. Moonzajer
#81. The search for real love does not take you to your destination, but it teaches you how to feel when you get there.
M.F. Moonzajer
#82. When money can do everything you don't have it, and when you have it, it cannot do anything.
M.F. Moonzajer
#83. If I say 'there is no God', I disrespect your belief; how when you say 'there is a God' you do not disrespect mine?
M.F. Moonzajer
#84. I am not sure the God exists; but I have no doubt of the Goddess existence.
M.F. Moonzajer
#85. When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera, everyone says it is just an environmental friendly lighting. Well, I cannot really trust it and I am not taking the risk of circulating my naked photos around.
M.F. Moonzajer
#86. Not all the relationships deserve loving and all the lies worth to regret.
M.F. Moonzajer
#87. If you haven't broken any heart yet,you never loved.
M.F. Moonzajer
#89. I'm going to f*** you long and hard right here in this kitchen.
Avery Flynn
#90. Good Morning, Sunshine! Josh F**king Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I were to find his birth certificate that is exactly what it would say.
Katja Millay
#91. Either I would change lives or end them. The second option is always available.
M.F. Moonzajer
#92. Leave me alone in the long desert forever, and I won't give up on my dreams.
M.F. Moonzajer
#93. Hold my hands; kiss my forehead, hug me and look in my eyes; maybe today is the last day you can do this.
M.F. Moonzajer
#94. I write because I can remember and to keep those memories alive. I write for pleasure. I write because I must.
F.M. Burgett
#95. It is the nature of creation, no one cares how much you are good or bad, just get famous, they all will walk after you.
M.F. Moonzajer
#97. If I had you, I would have never worried about the end of life; I don't know why you do then.
M.F. Moonzajer
#98. You can't bring justice with a kind heart; even if you could it won't last.
M.F. Moonzajer
#99. In order to put an end to our conflicts; we must put an end to the religions people stupidity.
M.F. Moonzajer
#100. I have never experienced being daddy, it must be really fun.
M.F. Moonzajer
