Top 28 Kinky Sex Quotes

#1. Barefoot and pregnant. After the ruckus last night, I suppose I wouldn't be all that shocked if you managed it," Elijah muttered as Stunt passed him.

Stunt was officially in hell. It was like getting caught by his parents having sex. Worse...kinky sex.

Lyn Gala

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#2. Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

Lewis Grizzard

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#3. I don't want to subscribe to my sister's kinky sex videos with her husband!

Krista Ritchie

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#4. I saw two birds having dangerously kinky sex on the main road, while several cars ran above them just missing the sparrows' toss and tumble fly away. The couple survived to try it again next season on a railway line!

Initially NO

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#5. Bring on the kinky sex!

Anonymous

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#6. So you've just slept with him, given him your virginity, a man who doesn't love you. In fact, he has odd ideas about you, wants to make you some sort of kinky sex slave.

E.L. James

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#7. The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love.

Frank Langella

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#8. The porch light came on and Aunt B swung the door open. Middle-aged and stout, with graying hair rolled into a bun, she looked like she should be baking cookies, not ruling a brood of social deviants with a penchant for hysterical laughter and kinky sex.

Ilona Andrews

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#9. I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

Rodney Dangerfield

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#10. To mistreat God's creation is to offend the Creator.

Suzanne Woods Fisher

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#11. Sexual fantasies say a lot about the emotional places we go to in our minds. When you find out what's so sexy about something to you or your lover, you will both want to do it more and you might start to crave the searching for whatever else you have hidden in that beautiful brain.

Roberto Hogue

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#12. Is this one of those contracts like in that kinky book where we outline what we're willing to do or not do during sex? Like our hard limits and safe words?

Katie Ashley

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#13. Those who pray always are necessary to those who never pray. In our view, the whole question is in the amount of thought that is mingled with prayer.

Victor Hugo

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#14. So you're dating Mr. Freaky Vanderperv, at least you're not dating a guy with no skills and no interest in you sexually! Treat his kinks with respect and he will be an honest man with you always.

Roberto Hogue

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#15. Good sex is about knowing each other's deepest and kinkiest desires.

Abhijit Naskar

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#16. Come baaaaaaack. They're questioning me about every little thing. I'm breaking Anna. I'm gonna snap and tell them I'm a werewolf and you're my mate and we have kinky werewolf sex.

Mairead Falcon

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#17. Let not to get a living be thy trade, but thy sport. Enjoy the land, but own it not. Through want of enterprise and faith men are where they are, buying and selling, and spending their lives like serfs.

Henry David Thoreau

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#18. To take away a woman's ability to walk is one thing; it's quite another to take away her ability to speak. -(Lady Meesha) I Am Lady Sasha -The Journey From Slave to Slave-

Julienne Russell

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#19. Sex game kinky, niggas call me Pinky

Nicki Minaj

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#20. Some dudes just know what they know, and they are fine with it. They might obsess with sex as much as you do, but never really explore some of the more advanced topics. These guys need their horizons expanded and you are just the girl to do it for him.

Roberto Hogue

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#21. James couldn't help it, he smiled. Charlotte was the strangest girl he'd spent time with lately, not because she was weird or even kinky, but because sweetness seemed to pour from her skin like molasses.

Eve Dangerfield

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#22. And while I do love coffee - both the scent ... and the taste - I have no doubt I'd prefer the scent ... and the taste ... of something ... more personal.

Skye Jordan

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#23. Girls fantasize about being tied up and bent over a broad pair of knees. Girls dream of being dominated and worshipped. Girls adore dressing up, role play, changing roles. Yes, that's right, perfidious submissives are itchy to switch to the Domme and grab the whip handle.

Chloe Thurlow

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#24. No. I can't have sex with you today because there aren't enough spoons.

Jenny Lawson

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#25. I'm standing on a field full of landmines doing the moonwalk hoping i blow up in time

Kendrick Lamar

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#26. Handcuffs. Kinky. But I prefer to have a bit more freedom during sex. Don't you?

Jennifer Estep

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#27. Self-improvement is generally a removal of a vice rather than an acquisition of a virtue.

Chris Matakas

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#28. I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

Oliver Reed

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