Kind Of Woman I Want To Marry Quotes

#1. I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Steven Wright

#2. Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.

Paul O'Grady

#3. Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.

Mark Twain

#4. There's a difference ... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

Tom Leykis

#5. He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Mae West

#6. Einstein was wrong! IM the speed of like CRACKING through shivery rainbows and GOD the sky whirls and withers like a melting RAINBOW!

Grant Morrison

#7. As I wrote in Pastrix I, like any good middle-class mainline Protestant, tend to arrogantly look down my theological nose at talk of demon possession as superstitious snake-handling nonsense, as though it's the spiritual equivalent of a monster truck rally.

Nadia Bolz-Weber

#8. Gratitude is the key to happiness.

Demi Lovato

#9. Portland is the perfect weekend getaway. I studied acting in Portland and lived there for five years. It's a small city with so much to do. There's beautiful scenery, a great bar scene, and so many fabulous restaurants.

Kenneth Choi

#10. Wirewalker, trust your feet! Let them lead you; they know the way.

Philippe Petit

#11. Pro tip: If you're attacked by a creep, it's never your fault. Tell somebody.

Rick Riordan

#12. I was asked whether I was trying to restore Victorian values. I said straight out I was. And I am.

Margaret Thatcher

#13. My wife is a lovely, intelligent woman. She has the kind of curves that a man longs to find in his bed. I may not have been the first to wish to marry her, but I am the one who succeeded." To his total astonishment, he discovered that he meant every word.

Eloisa James

#14. A friend of ours, who is an admirer of Isaac Walton, was struck, just as we were, with the likeness of the old angler's face to a fish.

Leigh Hunt

#15. Religion is as healthy and normal as life itself.

Charles Fletcher Dole

#16. I have met so many people who had their life savings wiped out, who lost their homes, who are barely back with their heads above water.This was a disaster for our country, and we can never let that happen again.

Hillary Clinton

#17. I was born into a profession in which my love of words, chosen with care for their meaning and nuance, was extremely important, not only to me, but also to the people with whom I worked with.

Francesco Quinn

#18. Zerbrowski said, I only ever understood one woman, and she was kind enough to marry me so I didn't have to decipher anyone else.

Laurell K. Hamilton