Tom Leykis Quotes

#1. When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!

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#2. There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.'

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#3. I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.

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#4. There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

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#5. I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldn't have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.

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#6. I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

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#7. Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha.

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#8. There's a difference ... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

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