Karate Chop Quotes

#1. A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.

Jarod Kintz

#2. Man, it was so quiet you could hear a grasshopper karate chop a fly.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#3. She did a karate chop move down the middle of the blankets. She was trying to draw a boundary line. Fucking adorable.

D.D. Prince

#4. It takes everything I have not to karate chop him for asking such a dumb question.

Belle Aurora

#5. I moved to leave, and Dylan actually grabbed me by my shoulders. I was so surprised that I forgot to karate-chop his elbows and break his arms.

James Patterson

#6. And people is the most important part of my job. I spend one third of my time on people.

Jeffrey R. Immelt

#7. Given the news we all read or hear about, it's actually made me a stronger parent - I'm not a 'helicopter parent,' but I am very aware of local and world events and want to teach them what's right and wrong.

Kendra Wilkinson

#8. The Hand (Kara-Te) is the cutting edge of the Mind

Soke Behzad Ahmadi

#9. I'm somewhat shy about the brutal facts of being a carnivore. I don't like meat to look like animals. I prefer it in the form of sausages, hamburger and meat loaf, far removed from the living thing.

John Updike

#10. I would have been glad if it had been the Lord's will to let one of my children live.

Karen Cecil Smith

#11. I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within.

Gustave Flaubert

#12. Authentic spirituality is revolutionary. It does not legitimate the world, it breaks the world; it does not console the world, it shatters it. And it does not render the self content, it renders it undone.

Ken Wilber

#13. Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.

Ilona Andrews

#14. I started singing Folksongs with my mother when I was 6 years old. We sang at Folk festivals and concerts and schools. There was always music being played either on record, Jazz and Folk, by musician friends of my mother. I took to singing very early, I believe it has been a Gift I was born with.

Vicki Sue Robinson

#15. Hip-hop has done so much for racial relations, and I don't think it's given the proper credit. It has changed America immensely. I'm going to make a very bold statement: Hip-hop has done more than any leader, politician, or anyone to improve race relations.

Jay-Z

#16. We've got to think positive thoughts.

Sharon M. Draper