Pork Chop Quotes

#1. I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My wife wishes I cooked a little bit more often, but I can put a frozen pizza in the oven and I make a good salad.

Ed Harris

#2. If you salt a chicken the day before cooking, it starts to break down the cell structure of the meat and allows it to take on more flavor and actually helps it to stay more moist. Same goes for a steak, a pork chop. A lot of people brine; we preseason.

Michael Symon

#3. The factory farm is ... an obvious moral evil so sickening and horrendous ... All this so we can have our accustomed veal or lamb or fried chicken or pork chop or hot dog.

Matthew Scully

#4. You mean before Mab Monroe staked him out and barbecued him like a pork chop for all his friends to see," I replied. "And you too. Pity, dear old dad getting roasted like that right in front of you.

Jennifer Estep

#5. I used to dream about bringing a knife to therapy and slicing her into pork chop-sized pieces.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#6. My husband cooks fancier food for himself than I've ever cooked on-air. I call him from the road, and he's making champagne-vanilla salmon or black-cherry pork chop. Half of me is feeling unworthy. Not only am I not a chef, I'm not a better cook than my own husband!

Rachael Ray

#7. It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.

Bam Bam Bigelow

#8. Armando's not a pork chop, I say. She shrugs. At least a pork chop would feed you.

Cristina Henriquez

#9. There is poetry in a pork chop to a hungry man.

Philip Gibbs

#10. This is worse than Hollywood, he thought. A girl comes in with a pork chop and I write a song for her.

Eva Ibbotson

#11. I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it.

Josh Henderson

#12. I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.

Rodney Dangerfield

#13. My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.

Dana Gould

#14. But it's different for a girl, and Astor is at the age- It's not too dry, is it?" She said, frowning at my plate.
"It's perfect," I said.
"It is dry; I'm sorry. So I thought maybe if you would talk to her," Rita finished. I truly hoped she meant talk to Astor and not the pork chop.

Jeff Lindsay

#15. I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress up like a pork chop and walk into an alley full of starving dogs.

Thomm Quackenbush

#16. Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

Frank Zappa

#17. I've never been one to carry race on my sleeve, and I've never been one to really use my race.

Lester Holt

#18. The knighthood was a tremendous honour, I don't dismiss it. But I feel embarrassed by the flowery, theatrical stuff that goes with being an actor.

Anthony Hopkins

#19. The worst and the best that the internet ever did was give everybody a voice.

Simon Pegg

#20. Embrace the future and keep your back up against the past.

Chris Vonada

#21. This is why weekends matter.

Lauren Monroe

#22. You get money out of acting. You get gray hair out of directing. Actually, I get more of a rush from directing.

Tim Robbins

#23. I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you got, apples? Put some cranberrise in there, make it 50/50. Cran-apple. Grapes? Cran-grape. Mangos? Cran-mango. Pork chops? Cran-chop!

Brian Regan