Join Club Quotes

#1. I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.

Groucho Marx

#2. Given all the stress and pressure, some people would fake it. They'd want to join the club, so they'd get together with another lonely person and stage a fake soul mate encounter. They'd marry, hide their relationship problems, and struggle to present a happy face to their friends and family.

Randall Munroe

#3. -'Perhaps you'd better watch your back, stupid glowy golden faerie man whore.'
-'That didn't make any sense.'
-'Good. Now maybe I can join your club.

Kiersten White

#4. Why do they call it the Catholic Church? Because if they called it the Pedophiles Club, nobody would join.

Mike Golden

#5. I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

Groucho Marx

#6. This club is for members only. But once you join, membership lasts for an eternity.

Ellen Schreiber

#7. I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

Woody Allen

#8. Join The 5 am Club. Your most valuable hours are 5am-8am. They have the least interruptions.

Robin Sharma

#9. The sharing of a book is a statement - a message of affection that is also an act of self-revelation. Join my club, it says. Come and sit beside me.

Alexander McCall Smith

#10. I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

Groucho Marx

#11. You want the truth? I've been fucked and betrayed often enough to not trust anybody. And that includes you." Frank shrugged. "Don't take it personal."
"Join the club. We meet Tuesdays. We never share the location with each other, and we show up armed.

Aleksandr Voinov

#12. But I was loyal to the men, not the mafia; to the brothers, not the brotherhood. I worked for the mafia, but I didn't join it. I'm not a joiner. I never found a club or clan or idea that was more important to me than the men and women who believed in it. And

Gregory David Roberts

#13. They were the Saturday Club, a secret society of which only the four of them were aware and which none other could join.

Ben Elton

#14. But each time he received an invitation from the Harvard Club to join ... he postponed his application for the time when he could do little but rest in the kind of comfortable chair that is to the end of life what a cradle is to the beginning. Pg 55

Mark Helprin

#15. I had a very ordinary background in Sheffield; I went to a secondary modern, but I saw something on TV in 1968 that inspired me to join an athletics club, and 12 years later, with great coaching and the support of people who loved me a lot, I ended up at an Olympic Games.

Sebastian Coe

#16. I'm fairly convinced that the Kingdom of God is for the broken-hearted. You write of 'powerlessness.' Join the club, we are not in control. God is.

Fred Rogers

#17. Everybody that you could name would join in our audiences from, Laguardia on down. Everybody came. Everybody came to the Cotton Club.

Cab Calloway

#18. To build your self image, you need to join the smile, firm handshake and compliment club.

Zig Ziglar

#19. When three liberals get together they form a new party; that is their idea of individualism. They never join a bowling club without introducing as part of the 'agenda' an 'amendment of the statutes.

Oswald Spengler

#20. This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!

Vanessa Hudgens

#21. When I was about six, I saw my elder siblings play chess and pestered my mother into teaching me. Very soon, I was beating everyone at home, and they thought it would be good to join a club. So my sister would take me to the Tal chess club on Thursdays and weekends.

Viswanathan Anand

#22. Whatever you do the Daimon Club for sure can do something for you too, of course, and together we can do so much more! Join us!

William C. Brown

#23. When you join this club as a young player you know you've got a mountain to climb to get yourself into the first team.
(on Manchester United)

Gary Neville

#24. I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I'm not religious, and that's all well and good.

Kathy Griffin

#25. Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant.

Erma Bombeck

#26. Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#27. Any idiot that wants to make a couple of thousand drawings for a hundred feet of film is welcome to join the club.

Winsor McCay

#28. My wife made me join a bridge club ... I jump off next Tuesday.

Rodney Dangerfield

#29. I turned down the OBE because its not a club you want to join when you look at the villains whove got it. Its all the things I think are despicable: patronage, deferring to the monarchy and the name of the British Empire, which is a monument of exploitation and conquest.

Ken Loach

#30. If you agree with me that a poem can be as bountiful as a rich Victorian narrative, and as wise ... then you'll want to join me here in the Wow, I Like No Need of Sympathy Club. Your membership fee is the same as your membership privileges: this book.

Albert Goldbarth

#31. There is nothing like the camaraderie that one has with fellow drinkers. It is a club you never leave once you join. Well, willingly or easily.

Lynda Bellingham

#32. The truth is that we can overhaul our surroundings, renovate our environment, talk a new game, join a new club, far more easily than we can change the way we respond emotionally. It is easier to change behavior than feelings about that behavior.

Ellen Goodman

#33. I'm going to kill you one day," I told him as we hurried after Grimalkin, back into the swampy marshland. It was not an idle threat.
Puck just laughed. "Yeah. You and everyone else, prince. Join the club.

Julie Kagawa

#34. You say that every morning."
Miles shrugged. "You're late every morning."
"Then wake me up sooner."
"I have a better idea - why don't you go to sleep when I tell you to?"
"I'm not tired then. I'm only tired in the mornings."
"Join the club.

Nicholas Sparks

#35. When I think of Arsenal, my favourite personal memory that I recall is scoring my first goal for the Club - away to Lazio in the Champions League. It was important because when you join a new club, you really want to score your first goal. It's where everything started for me at this club

Robert Pires

#36. I hope you enjoyed your visit. You never know. You may want to join forever.

Ellen Schreiber

#37. I'm so happy for anyone who chooses to get married! I want more people to join the club.

Busy Philipps

#38. He'd like you to join the club that likes to say
there's no such thing as love ...

Patty Griffin

#39. You scare me," she whispered. "Yeah? Well join the club, cause you sure as shit scare the fuck out of me.

C.P. Smith

#40. Get down to your local swimming pool or your local swimming club, join up and see what it's like. I can guarantee that you're going to meet some great friends. Just being involved in water makes me happy and I'd like to see that transferred across to other people.

Liam Tancock

#41. He's scared, Zane."
"Well he should join the fucking club."
"Come on, Barnum"
"Ty, you are not the tiger whisperer," Zane hissed.

Madeleine Urban

#42. Anyone who wants to join the GLEE CLUB, gets to join.

Will Shuster

#43. I'm looking forward to getting older. I look at people like Peter Gabriel and Sting and even Tom Petty, Don Henley. People that didn't lose it. I'm hopefully going to join that club.

Brandon Flowers

#44. You want to be free and break new ground, speak your mind, fear no man, have the neighbours acknowledge that you're a good man; and at the same time you want to be a success, make money, join the country club, get the votes and kick the other man in the teeth and off the ladder.

Christina Stead

#45. The minute you become a leader of a country, you go into a very small club. You join that sort of pantheon of other world leaders.

Peter Morgan

#46. I will not join any club who will take me as a member.

Charlie Chaplin

#47. I don't wanna join the Hair Club For Men or anything.

Joe Budden

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Parveen Kumar

#49. If you permit all and sundry to join your club then membership ceases to be anything special. Then anybody seeking to gain advantage has to start a new club within the club.

Timur Vermes

#50. Join the club.
(to Robbie Fowler after the striker missed a penalty against Middlesbrough that cost Man City a European place)

Stuart Pearce

#51. When I was asked to join this club and I saw the quality and ambitions of the manager it was an easy choice for me to make.

Ricardo Carvalho

#52. I have loads of issues with the way classical music is presented. It has been too reverential, too 'high art' - if you're not in the club, they're not going to let you join. It's like The Turin Shroud: don't touch it because it might fall apart.

Charles Hazlewood

#53. But what can I do? I can - she leapt into the abyss - join a ladies' club. There! That's respectable! That's something I can do! I can be ladylike. Why, I can be more ladylike than anyone, as long as I can keep myself from saying the first thing that pops into my mind.

Annie Barrows

#54. What happens when you're in a crash is you join a crash club, and you talk endlessly about your crash because you don't want to bore your friends with it. And they've heard about the crash so many times.

Laurie Anderson

#55. I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

Bob Saget

#56. I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Groucho Marx

#57. The summer before my third year of law school, I worked at a law firm in Washington, D.C. I turned 25 that July, and on my birthday, my father happened to be playing in a local jazz club called Pigfoot and invited me to join him. I hadn't spent a birthday with him since I was 3, but I agreed.

Deval Patrick

#58. I'm not club-able, you see. I don't like literary parties and literary gatherings and literary identities. I'd hate to join anything, however loosely.

Jeanette Winterson