Jim Varney Quotes

#1. A player is someone - a guy - that messes with girls' emotions just to try and get what they want. I've been asked, 'Do you consider yourself a player?' And the answer is no. I don't think I'm anywhere near that.

Ryan Lochte

#2. Debt on anything that depreciates is disastrous. #financialfitness

Orrin Woodward

#3. I challenge anybody to show me an example of bias in Fox News Channel.

Rupert Murdoch

#4. I was always trying on clothes, always really into fashion, ever since probably kindergarten.

Jacquelyn Jablonski

#5. Truth consists of having the same idea about something that God has.

Joseph Joubert

#6. I'd like to do a piece of Shakespeare. Any upcoming Shakespeare film. Just a bit to say I did a classic.

Jim Varney

#7. When I'm feeling a little empty in the head, I like to go see movies or read to loosen things up there.

James Dashner

#8. Fear is the mother of all gods ... Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods.

Lucretius

#9. I like to sing. I write music. Country songs. You have to if you're in Nashville. It's part of the lease. You sign a lease that says, I will write country songs and pay my rent on time.

Jim Varney

#10. I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it's lonely work. You die, you die alone. It's you, the light, and the audience. If you win, you win big. If you lose, you lose big time.

Jim Varney

#11. Please leave the window open.

Jim Varney

#12. I do not want any patronage, as I do not give any. I am a lover of my own liberty, and so I would do nothing to restrict yours. I simply want to please my own conscience which is God.

Mahatma Gandhi

#13. I'm very successful and do lots of films but I've never actually done anything extraordinary.

Rachel Weisz

#14. My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

Stephen Colbert

#15. I am one of four girls and was inspired by my father to dream big. Some girls want to be doctors, but I wanted to run a company.

Denise Morrison