Varney Quotes

#1. Ah," said Varney. "Then I'm working for you, aren't I?" "Yes, you are," said Mr. Croup. "I'm afraid we don't have any redeeming features." "That doesn't bother me," said Varney. "Good," said Mr. Croup. "Welcome aboard.

Neil Gaiman

#2. Old man. Varney was trying, but the judge looked as if he wanted to pace against the

James Patterson

#3. We are not the only animal that mourns; apes do, and elephants, and dogs. Yet we are the only one that tortures.

Geraldine Brooks

#4. Please leave the window open.

Jim Varney

#5. Don't be afraid to be unique. Love yourself before you love another.

Simone Elkeles

#6. Each arm is intertwined into a story, the story of my life.
The disappointments that I had.
The life lessons learned.
And the pure soul wrenching love that I only dream to find one day.

A.M. Willard

#7. I found an instructor, Chris O'Connell, who helped me. He turned me into the player I am today - a consistent golfer.

Matt Kuchar

#8. I believe there is no other way to create decent livelihoods for the world's poorest people than to connect them to global markets as producers, and on fair terms.

Leila Janah

#9. God save us always,' I said 'from the innocent and the good.

Graham Greene

#10. I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it's lonely work. You die, you die alone. It's you, the light, and the audience. If you win, you win big. If you lose, you lose big time.

Jim Varney

#11. I like to sing. I write music. Country songs. You have to if you're in Nashville. It's part of the lease. You sign a lease that says, I will write country songs and pay my rent on time.

Jim Varney

#12. Misery is the stuff of comedy, if one can just live long enough to get over it.

Charles Platt

#13. Anything that involves the outdoors I'm all about, whether it be skiing, snowboarding, wakesurfing to mountain-biking. Anything that gets me outside.

Daniel Cudmore

#14. The modern secular state's capacity for barbarism exceeds any of the evils for which Christendom might justly be indicted, not

David Bentley Hart

#15. I'd like to do a piece of Shakespeare. Any upcoming Shakespeare film. Just a bit to say I did a classic.

Jim Varney

#16. I had the pleasure of meeting that young man at the Patriarch's Ponds. He almost drove me mad myself, proving to me that I don't exist. But you do believe that it is really I?

Mikhail Bulgakov

#17. Failing to listen to the woman is one of the biggest mistakes a practitioner can make.

Helen Varney

#18. It's not called the Rusty Ruins because some guy called Rusty found them.

Scott Westerfeld

#19. Somewhat, lawbreakers are lawmakers for they give lawmakers real reasons to make and strengthen laws

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#20. The government wants to control the banks, just as it now controls GM and Chrysler, and will surely control the health industry in the not-too-distant future. Keeping them TARP-stuffed is the key to control.

Stuart Varney

#21. Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple.

Mo Rocca

#22. They get this little nubbin of a penis," Dr. Karpman said. And no one, he said, likes having a nubbin.

Sarah Varney

#23. There's always a danger of writers believing their own publicity. We live in a world of puff and solicited blurb, a world of favours and backscratching.

Michael Longley

#24. Many Of Them Have Things
What They Lack Is The Richness Of Spirit

Stuart Varney

#25. Let us pick up again these lost strands and weave them again into the fabric of America, sort out the music from the sounds and again respond to the trumpet and the steady drum.

Eugene McCarthy