Jerry Jones Sayings

#1. I'm looking forward to talking to Bill Parcells, too, and to seeing how that marriage with Jerry Jones goes.

Lisa Guerrero

#2. Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

Kinky Friedman

#3. When your story is ready for rewrite, cut it to the bone. Get rid of every ounce of excess fat. This is going to hurt; revising a story down to the bare essentials is always a little like murdering children, but it must be done.

Stephen King

#4. I find fragrance to be such a mood enhancer and definitely a seduction tool.

Christina Aguilera

#5. Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses.

Jerry Jones

#6. All the chance events of our lives are materials from which we can make what we like. Whoever is rich in spirit makes much of his life. Every acquaintance, every incident would be for the thoroughly spiritual person - the first element in an endless series - the beginning of an endless novel.

Novalis

#7. Personally, it was hard to see Emmitt in red.

Jerry Jones

#8. It's difficult. You tell yourself that, but you don't believe it. You always feel like there's another game. You know, the reality is, it's do or die. And I think I'm going to play like that.

Marshall Strickland

#9. With the initial focus groups and the initial look-sees, the Rams are a very popular team in Southern California. And so one of the reasons that it was attractive to us to work against them is because they have that good flavor.

Jerry Jones

#10. If we get a few solid festival shows then I will have no problem booking the lads for as many quality club shows around them to make a nice tour come together.

Pat Garrett

#11. Nobody is thinking they're going to come out here and put a team here and become a multimillionaire. I don't know anybody that comes into the NFL like that.

Jerry Jones

#12. Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.

Jerry Coleman

#13. But if you look at teams that want to share more revenues, they're teams that don't have a lot on the table. They've long since not had any serious investment in their team.

Jerry Jones

#14. People expect too much. People who expect heaven always fall into hell - that is the law. Expect heaven and hell is certain. Don't expect heaven and there will never be any hell.

Rajneesh

#15. On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

Jerry Coleman

#16. I have never had a problem dealing in areas of ambiguity. I can make a decision and not have it all lined up just right.

Jerry Jones

#17. Look, many of us here are regular marines ... I will die as a marine because that is my dream.

Jerry Jones

#18. At the best and even unexpurgated, diaries give a distorted or one-sided portrait of the writer.

Leonard Woolf

#19. The purpose firm is equal to the deed.

Edward Young

#20. It's kind of like ... with our own checking accounts, just because it's in there doesn't mean you should spend it or can spend it. You know that you have the rent coming.

Jerry Jones

#21. We feel good about our running backs as we have them right now, and we will continue to see how they progress.

Jerry Jones

#22. It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we didn't have a salary cap.

Jerry Jones

#23. Of course they were saying: No doping! But as a rider, it's difficult to believe that things can really change from one day to the next.

Patrik Sinkewitz

#24. Ah, the bond between English boys and California girls. For those of us who aren't either, it's a bond that fascinates and mystifies. So much of the world's favorite music comes out of that relationship.

Rob Sheffield

#25. Eventually I found it had been working all along-but didn't show anything on screen until it had the first full page of text. I inserted 30 new lines, and suddenly my toy said 'hEllO woRlD'. An hour later I understood alphabet shifting rather better!

Graham Nelson

#26. Some truths should perhaps be left unsaid. Some doors unopened. An angel once told me to let go of the ills I held too close, to let go of the flaws that shaped me.

Mark Lawrence

#27. We are never content with our lot.

Jean De La Fontaine

#28. I had never been interested in boys and had no notion that I ever would, seeing being in love and loving as a great tangle in which you could lose your head as well as your heart. Yet standing there that afternoon looking at the young man. I could well see how such knots in life were made.

Sally Gardner

#29. The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones to them. "This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where's the wife jokes, where's the fat jokes?"

Jerry Seinfeld

#30. Wilson showed that the cognitive losses from multitasking are even greater than the cognitive losses from pot smoking.

Daniel J. Levitin

#31. This guy was like a sailor who had studied the compass and found that there was a fifth direction in which one could sail."
(Jerry Juhl on being offered a job with Muppets, Inc.)

Brian Jay Jones

#32. We are continuing to look for ways that we can do something that's good for both of us. Good for both of us being the Cowboys relative to relief as to our cap management and good for him that would maybe be some pluses for him on his contract.

Jerry Jones