Jeeves Handyman Quotes

#1. True glory strikes root, and even extends itself; all false pretensions fall as do flowers, nor can any feigned thing be lasting.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#2. The artist's work, it is sometimes said, is to celebrate. But really that is not so; it is to express wonder. And something terrible resides at the heart of wonder. Celebration is social, amenable. Wonder has a chaotic splendor.

Patricia Hampl

#3. I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

Vince McMahon

#4. You must not only have competitiveness but ability, regardless of the circumstance you face, to never quit

Abby Wambach

#5. The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."

George Carlin

#6. He had come to believe that life was a series of ironic ambushes.

Stephen King

#7. I did a whole concert in Atlanta with my fly open, and I had a black suit on and a white shirt. My white shirt was protruding from the fly.

Al Green

#8. ..." Happpiness is wanting what you have

Cynthia Hand

#9. Yea, though the breath of disappointment should chill the sanguine heart, Speedily gloweth it again, warmed by the live embers of hope.

Henry Ward Beecher

#10. One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!

Rodney Dangerfield

#11. Color in painting lures the eyes as verses do in poetry.

Nicolas Poussin

#12. I don't know" means "NO!"
"I don't know" means "I'm too cowardly to tell you the truth because I can't deal with confrontation."
"I don't know" means please do the dirty work for me because I don't want to hurt your feelings even more then I already have.

Greg Behrendt

#13. Let us all say together: "We want to build a green economy strong enough to life people out of poverty. We want to create green pathways out of poverty and into great careers for America's children. We want this 'green wave' to life all boats. This country can save the polar bears and poor kids too.

Van Jones

#14. I've never thought there was anything I could hope to get by praying for it.

Julianna Baggott