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#1. Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's now escalated into "You care care of yourself, now." The other day I paid my check and the waiter said, "Don't put off that mammogram." - Author: Rita Rudner
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#2. I later discovered that in order to be a good athlete one must care intensely what is happening with a ball, even if one doesn't have possession of it. This was ultimately my failure: my inability to work up a passion for the location of balls. - Author: Haven Kimmel
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#3. I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world. - Author: Marc Maron
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#4. I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. - Author: Paula Deen
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#5. I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. - Author: Jenna McCarthy
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#6. I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's an insecurity and why we're comedians in the first place, so I think with that you keep doing the material, you keep trying to be funny cause you think that's all you're wanted for. - Author: Nick Thune
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#7. Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over. - Author: Andrew Grey
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#8. I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it. - Author: Ian Hecox
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#9. They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things. - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#10. Is your blouse Azzedine Alaia?'
'No, you could say it's VERY authentic vintage.'
Lachlain didn't care what it was; she'd never wear that damned unfinished shirt in public again. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#11. Oh, yeah, this girl was going down. She had no idea who she was messing with. And, sadly, she didn't seem to care.
I hoped her drawer came up short at the end of her shift. Karma's a bitch. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#12. I care about politics, but I have a tough time making comedy out of it. I was so happy to have a chance to be on The Daily Show, and I think Jon Stewart's so funny ... but mostly in my own comedy, I care about less relevant things. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#13. I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. - Author: Paris Hilton
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#14. At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all. - Author: Ann Landers
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#15. I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I don't ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don't want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that's the key for me. - Author: Godfrey
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#16. He thinks I'm beautiful and told me so. He thinks I'm funny because I make him laugh all the time. He's fantastic in bed and when I say that not once, not even once have we been together where he's not taken care of me and it's not unheard of he takes care of me twice in one go. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#17. It's funny that these people think I'm so powerful. I've figured out over the years, you can only hurt me if I love you; if I don't know you, I really don't care. There are people who want to kill me and I'm always like, 'Well, get in line, darling. - Author: Conchita Wurst
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#18. It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool! - Author: Bonnie McKee
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#19. Feelings are a funny thing, he realized. They're always more tangled and contradictory and complex than we want them to be. Than we care to admit. - Author: Catherine Ryan Hyde
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#20. Are you educated in the art of medicine?" Yeah, the art of Walgreens and Urgent Care. "A bit," I hedged. - Author: Lisa T Bergren
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#21. Maxon: "To be clear, no one agrees with you."
America: "To be clear, I don't care. - Author: Kiera Cass
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#22. It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it. - Author: Barack Obama
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#23. Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. - Author: Michael Morpurgo
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#24. The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. - Author: Damon Galgut
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#25. As marriage produces children, so children produce care and disputes; and wrangling. - Author: Mary Wortley Montagu
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#26. I HAVE TO MEET HIM.
I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. - Author: Becky Albertalli
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#27. I've seen people who are not very likeable but hilarious. I think comedians get to a point where they know they're funny, so they don't care - in the sense that they know what they're doing. They have a skill. - Author: Ted Alexandro
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#28. When they're together, the world could fall apart around them and they'd never notice or care as long as they have each other.
About Alex and Brittany. - Author: Simone Elkeles
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#29. He didn't care whose panties he put in a twist to catch this killer. He'd give the whole damned town wedgies if it meant finding out who killed Caroline before Katelyn was hurt and before Alan passed away. - Author: Lori Ryan
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#30. I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ... - Author: Dashiell Hammett
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#31. Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them. - Author: April Gornik
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#32. There is this idea in comedy that you don't want to look like you care about your appearance because that takes away from what's real, what's important. And the real stuff is what's funny. - Author: Steve Howey
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#33. After doing Johnny I wanted to just do something, I wouldn't say innocent, but to not have any care in the world. Lots of setups and horrible happenings but its funny. - Author: Jhonen Vasquez
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#34. The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism. - Author: Jonathan Safran Foer
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