Nick Thune Quotes

#1. I don't want to follow comedians because I don't want to see what they're thinking about, 'cause then maybe I won't stumble across a thought maybe I had about the same subject.

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#2. I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's an insecurity and why we're comedians in the first place, so I think with that you keep doing the material, you keep trying to be funny cause you think that's all you're wanted for.

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#3. There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.

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#4. I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want.

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#5. The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

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#6. Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?

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#7. You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It feels so dumb to say that stuff, but it's important for me to keep that presence going.

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#8. People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.

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#9. You know what's really good is a greyhound in the shower.

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