Top 28 Italian Restaurant Quotes
#1. Q: Are you guys shooting a movie?
A: No. We're opening a mid-priced Italian restaurant.
Q: Huh?
A: Yes of course we're shooting a movie.
Q: What's the movie about?
A: It's a documentary about human stupidity.
Q: Can I be in your movie?
A: We'd be stupid not to put you in it.
Jesse Andrews
#2. I am officially Jewish, but I'm Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.
A. J. Jacobs
#3. There wasn't much around. After the shows, we would go to an Italian restaurant that a friend of ours owned and so I didn't get a chance to see much. Actually, that holds true of most places I've been.
Connie Francis
#4. This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.
J. B. Smoove
#5. I'm a bit old-fashioned. I like the idea of going to the cinema and then an Italian restaurant.
Louis Tomlinson
#6. Danny Fletcher has a cliched evening in store for you. Italian restaurant, checkered tablecloth. Probably a candle. he'll push the last meatball to you with his nose,
Sally Thorne
#7. My grandma used to plant tomato seedlings in tin cans from tomato sauce & puree & crushed tomatoes she got from the Italian restaurant by her house, but she always soaked the labels off first. I don't want them to be anxious about the future, she said. It's not healthy.
Brian Andreas
#8. I think it is over-rated. Whenever I go to an Italian restaurant, I never get the tiramisu.
Rob Reiner
#9. Well, that kind of puts a damper on even a Yankee win.
Phil Rizzuto
#10. I was looking to explore the theme of good and evil, so what better inspiration than the comics? I'd developed a relationship with DC and Warner Bros. when I donated a sculpture of Catwoman to the 'We Can Be Heroes' campaign a few years ago. That's what started it.
Nathan Sawaya
#11. I just love food, especially my mom's Bulgarian cooking. Taco Bell is my favorite fast food restaurant. I also love Italian food.
Leah LaBelle
#12. If your mother cooks Italian food, why should you go to a restaurant?
Martin Scorsese
#13. Come on, she willed through the care window. Come on, change me. I dare you.
Shannon Hale
#15. Captain," the canoeist named Eric began, taking a step forward. "Have we been Bermuda triangulated?
Talia R. Blackwood
#16. The expectation that TV women need to be more likeable than men is bullshit and in need of a change.
Mindy Kaling
#17. My grandmother was a chef, and she taught me to cook. One day I want a restaurant, a small Italian grill. That's my aspiration.
Jeremy Miller
#18. If you want your freedom, you have to be willing to work hard to exercise it.
Jack Nicholson
#19. I built RPM Italian, a restaurant I frequent as much as I can, because that is what people from Chicago do. They build things.
Bill Rancic
#20. He came in and took a piss in my hotel bathroom without even closing the door as I'm standing right there. I'm like, "Alright. You're comfortable." It was like we knew each other for four or five years, even though we had never met.
Peter Seibel
#22. I took a deep breath. "Are you free tonight?"
There was a long, pregnant pause. "What about the man in the dream?" he finally asked. "There is no man in the dream.
Richelle Mead
#23. I don't think that white collar gives you sole right of access to the divine.
Joanne Harris
#24. I love Indian, Italian and Mexican food. And if it's a romantic type of thing, I like a good French restaurant.
Dolly Parton
#25. I don't argue when people say that my message is simple, but I believe Jesus' message was simple.
Joel Osteen
#26. There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Joan Rivers
#27. A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
Mark Twain
#28. Our economy is robust and will remain strong as more Americans who want a job find one. Republican economic policies based on tax relief are working for the American people.
Dennis Hastert
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