Irrelevantly Quotes

#1. What the fuck are you talking about?" I asked, wondering if I was in some crazy surrealist movie, wandering from telepathic sheriffs to homosexual assassins, to nympho lady Masons, to psychotic pirates, according to a script written in advance by two acid-heads and a Martian humorist.

Robert Shea

#2. We don't need a point, son. We're juvenile, we're dirty, we don't have girls, we have noses full of snot, throats sore as hell, we've got scabs on us, we suffer bouts of acne, we've got no girls ... What more reasons do we need?

Markus Zusak

#3. You make a good point,' Fletcher conceded. 'See, there's a reason why you're the girl and I'm the boy. You think about things while I ... '
'Don't?'
'Exactly,' he said happily.

Derek Landy

#4. Treat her like a princess if she behaves like royalty.

Habeeb Akande

#5. Music is a missionary effort to colonize earth for imperialistic heaven.

Rebecca West

#6. Burden thought irrelevantly that Wendy Williams must be attracted by bald men, first Rodney with his exaggerated forehead, naked as an apple, then this pebble-head.

Ruth Rendell

#7. Don't you think most of those kids think too much about who got an A or a B when they were in law school and what that means to an inflated G.P.A. and not enough about the world? asked Connor irrelevantly.

Daniel Amory

#8. He smelled meat burning and realized that it was him.

Peter David

#9. What a fantastic piece of hot lustful woman she was, Roger thought irrelevantly.

Robert Anton Wilson

#10. As to my writing short pieces, there are two reasons I can give you. The first is my invincible laziness. The second is that I've always been fond of short stories, and it always took me some trouble to get through a novel.

Jorge Luis Borges

#11. I am not averse to politics, but that does not mean that I am going to join politics.

Rahul Gandhi

#12. I'm not going to allow myself to be pushed politically.

Andrew Cuomo

#13. I was so astonished that I could think of nothing to say, but wondered irrelevantly if I was to be caught with a teapot in my hand on every dramatic occasion.

Barbara Pym

#14. Have you and Nash both lost your minds? This is really a very simple concept
one that you taught me! Hellion equals evil. Period!
-Kaylee to Tod

Rachel Vincent

#15. Approach the game with no preset agendas and you'll probably come away surprised at your overall efforts.

Phil Jackson

#16. Our parents were our first gods. If parents are loving, nurturing, and kind, this becomes the child's definition of the creator. If parents were controlling, angry, and manipulative, then this becomes their definition.

David W. Earle

#17. Never criticize, condemn or complain in a conversation with a customer or prospect.

Brian Tracy

#18. A moshav is a cooperative community of individual farms, which is different from a kibbutz." "Very

Daniel Silva

#19. He [Vronsky] himself felt that, except that crazy fellow married to Kitty Shcherbatsky, who, quite irrelevantly had with rabid virulence told him a lot of pointless nonsense, every nobleman whose acquaintance he had made had become his partisan.

Leo Tolstoy

#20. Here's the thing about home: you can create it most anywhere, as long as you gather your people around you.

Shannon Hale