Top 30 Callen Quotes
#1. That of all the floures in the mede, Thanne love I most these floures white and rede, Suche as men callen daysyes in her toune.
Geoffrey Chaucer
#3. Women find men attractive who are aggressive ... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children.
Bryan Callen
#4. One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.
Bryan Callen
#5. I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.
Bryan Callen
#6. People can change ... no matter where they come from, no matter where they think they ought to go, people can make their own way.
Rochelle Maya Callen
#8. Being in quite a few movies ... there's always things that are changing about a film.
Bryan Callen
#9. Love is a sliver of sunlight peeking through the darkness; a whisper of hope when all is lost.
Rochelle Maya Callen
#10. As actors, we have a philosophy, which is this: great fun. That has transmitted itself into the dwarf philosophy of life. We're up for a brawl, we're up for a bloody good feed, and if you've got food, well, we share what we've got, and so should you.
John Callen
#11. If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.
Bryan Callen
#12. My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.
Bryan Callen
#13. I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!
Bryan Callen
#14. Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.
Bryan Callen
#15. It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.
Bryan Callen
#16. You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job.
Bryan Callen
#17. I'm in love with the entire industry and every aspect of performing and directing, even writing, and I love working with acting students.
John Callen
#19. Jade is my everything: my wings, my roots, my sky. I am in love with her.
And she tried to kill me.
Now that is some messed up shit right now.
Rochelle Maya Callen
#20. Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.
Bryan Callen
#21. I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.
Bryan Callen
#22. Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.
Bryan Callen
#23. I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.
Bryan Callen
#25. Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
Bryan Callen
#26. If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same.
Bryan Callen
#27. Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.
Bryan Callen
#28. My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.
Bryan Callen
#30. We cry in our own rooms, remembering a man who will never be here again.The house creaks. Maybe it feels the weight of our grief, maybe the floorboards are buckling because the burden is too heavy.
Rochelle Maya Callen
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