Instant Turf Quotes

#1. If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

Stephen Colbert

#2. Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them.

Stephen Covey

#3. My first two novels were very black comedies.

Hilary Mantel

#4. overlapping Alcubierre space-time shields. They soaked in

T. Jackson King

#5. I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.

Roseanne Barr

#6. I'm not paranoid!" I said
Looking fearfully around

Debby Feo

#7. Gussie opened his vaudeville career

P.G. Wodehouse

#8. As an actor you always want to be challenged and you always want to have someone tell you you can't do something, because I always want to be like "I can do it and I'll show you I can, and I'll do it better than anyone can".

Chloe Grace Moretz

#9. Now, where did I leave my time-machine? Oh I know, next Wednesday.

Hugh Laurie

#10. I'm not saying that hip-hop needs gay rappers or anything, but they need to stop being so close-minded because that will just cause the genre to fail. Look at pop. Pop doesn't discriminate against people. Look at Lady Gaga, y'know what I mean?

ASAP Rocky

#11. My body will not be a tomb for other creatures.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#12. He stood there, looking at her. She glared back, opened her mouth to continue the conversation, but he suddenly turned, walked away, like he'd just remembered that she may look and sound and talk like Valkyrie Cain, but she wasn't Valkyrie Cain.
And she never would be.

Derek Landy

#13. America was, to them, the place that good people went to when they died. They were prepared to believe that just about anything could happen in America.

Terry Pratchett

#14. To come into camp and have my defensive coordinator say you won't be touched, I feel like a kid all over again.

Ray Lewis