Top 42 I'm Sick And Twisted Quotes
#1. You sick, twisted monster, Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.
Michael Buckley
#2. I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
Al Yankovic
#3. I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.
Jasper Fforde
#4. You have a girlfriend?" said Brian. "You never told us."
"I'm not going to tell you now either. Don't tell Mom and Dad, don't tell Jodie, don't tell Bren."
"Why not?" said Brian. "Mom and Dad would be thrilled. Unless she's some disgusting skank leading you down a sick and twisted path.
Caroline B. Cooney
#5. Whenever people ask where I get my sick and twisted ideas from, I reply, 'Just open your eyes.'
Mark Billingham
#6. It's good to work for someone else. Because then you appreciate it more when you are an entrepreneur.
Matt Mullenweg
#7. I really don't know where my interest in death comes from. Maybe I've just got a twisted imagination. The truth is, I haven't had a hugely eventful life - maybe I'm compensating in my creative life. Or maybe I'm just a bit sick.
Laura Wade
#8. And that song, it wasn't ending. It kept on playing, that stupid, upbeat swing of voices and plucked strings, the promise of a future that would never be mine.
Alexandra Bracken
#9. As enamored as I was with Q, and as much as he fulfilled me, gave me everything my sick, twisted little soul could want, he drove me insane.
Pepper Winters
#10. I can't remember who said it, but there's a great saying that goes, Dumb should hurt.
Corey Taylor
#11. I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff ... and I want in..
Homer Simpson
#12. Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.
Seth MacFarlane
#13. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure you've got a fabulously dark, twisted, and perhaps even deeply sick imagination. I'm not trying to devalue the dementedness of your imagination and do not mean to diminish your pride in it.
Dean Koontz
#14. I think people assume I only do light things because of the movies that are like 'Hairspray' and 'John Tucker Must Die.' But I think it's all just based on material that I really like and that speaks to me.
Brittany Snow
#15. Some families are so sick, so twisted, the only way out is for someone to die.
Ottessa Moshfegh
#16. You're about to become the thing you hate. Let the games begin.
Nicholas Bella
#17. BDSM isn't about play, not for pleasure purists.
It's our own fucked up version of therapy. If we weren't fucked up, sick and twisted this shit wouldn't get us off.
Erica Chilson
#18. Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.
Jerry Seinfeld
#20. You're lucky I'm drawn to things that are sick and weird. Makes it so I can actually still like you.
Molly Ringle
#21. When you need advice- do you seek someone who has proven success or do you get advice from people who have never achieved what you desire?
Robert G. Allen
#22. Sick, twisted Abby was in love with the sick, twisted, beautiful Jake.
T.M. Frazier
#23. We have to get tough with the Russians. They don't know how to behave. They are like bulls in a china shop. They are only 25 years old. We are over 100 and the British are centuries older. We have got to teach them how to behave.
Harry S. Truman
#24. They may have salt, sugar, and fat on their side, but we, ultimately, have the power to make choices. After all, we decide what to buy. We decide how much to eat.
Michael Moss
#25. My only desire in the world is to have my revenge against everyone who hurt me, disbelieved me, and made me into the bad guy. After that, I don't know... But, right now, nothing in the world matters but my payback. And I'm going to love every sick, twisted minute of it.
Jaimie Roberts
#26. God, fate was a sick, twisted bitch. Doomed. He was certainly and absolutely heading straight for the fiery pits of Hell, he realized, as he lusted for his sworn enemy, the vampire.
Marissa Clarke
#27. Holiness and hypocrisy strolled down the dirty streets hand in hand like a sick twisted love affair.
Renee Thebeau
#28. Some people call me sick and twisted. I feel that I'm neither; I am instead a Romantic.
Kenzie Western
#29. It was sick and wrong and profoundly twisted, and yet somehow it made us feel a lot better.
Dot Hutchison
#30. Sitting there most of the night," she said, "I had a crazy kind of image. Do you think two sick twisted 'trees ever made bonsai out of one another?
Theodore Sturgeon
#31. There. We can be friends now."
"Someone like you could never be my friend."
"Why ever not?"
"Because I'm a nice person, and you're a sick, twisted bitch.
John Hennessy
#32. Why don't you like getting close?' Marianne insisted. 'Is it because you might get hurt?'
Owen shook his head. He still couldn't look at her. 'It's because it's never permanent. Everything dies. Everything gets destroyed. Even love. So we just make the best of it-get our pleasure where we can.
Andy Lane
#33. I realize how much I have wanted this and not gotten it [good love], realize how much it is branded in my heart that, to be happy, alone, and childless is a fucking gift that most women get brainwashed into relinquishing.
Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha
#34. That's the penalty we have to pay for our acts of foolishness - someone else always suffers for them.
Alfred Sutro
#35. The artist who really loves people loves them so well the way they are he sees no need to disguise their characteristics-he loves them whole, without retouching. Yet the word used for this unqualifying affection is 'cynicism'.
Dawn Powell
#36. My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy.
James Lafferty
#37. But sometimes we do sick and twisted things for the people we love.
Skye Warren
#38. You're a man, darling. There's something sick and twisted inside you, making you relish girly torture. I don't understand it myself. Never did.
Linda Kage
#40. You need to tell me what's going on. Tell me something, babe. I can't do this anymore, this sick twisted worrying, I need more of the story." The sad smile he offered me pulled at my insides, "I don't want half of you, or bits and pieces, baby. I bloody want all of you.
Christine Zolendz
#41. Failure is an inside job. So is success. If you want to achieve you have to win the war in your thinking first.
Brian Tracy
#42. To experience love as claustrophobia. In such a twisted paradigm lies the sick legacy of a lifetime in the closet.
Paul Monette
