Top 84 I'm A Dork Quotes
#1. Carter stood straight. I could see the doubt and fear in him, but possibly that was just because I knew him. I'd spoken his secret name. On the outside, he looked confident, strong, adult - even kingly. [Yes, I said that. Don't get a big head, brother dear. You're still a huge dork.]
Rick Riordan
#2. Long hair, for me, is actually less maintenance. I went through a phase when I was kid where I wanted a pixie cut. At the time I thought it looked awesome, but I look back and I looked like such a dork! When I have short hair, I feel like I have to blow dry it, or it doesn't sit properly.
Mallory Jansen
#3. I spent every day just praying that I didn't look like a big dork on camera.
Lara Flynn Boyle
#4. I don't understand anyone thinking I'm sexy at all. I don't get it because, growing up as a kid, I wasn't. I was like a dork, fat, so for me it's really weird. I became famous in Australia when I was 18, and I was still a little bit chubby.
Sophie Monk
#5. Giddy, I hit record and shrieked, "I have a MacBook Air!"
Daemon laughed as he buried his head in my hair. "You dork.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#6. I was the youngest of my entire family so you are tap-dancing to try to get the attention of your older cousins. I really hit my social stride in 6th grade, but before that I was a pretty big dork. You learn how to be amusing and how to work for it.
Sloane Crosley
#7. I'm a dedicated father - a hopeless, dedicated father. I mean, I am dork dad. I am just - I love my children. I have kids - you know, Joey's 30-something, and then I have all the way down to 4 years old, believe it or not. At my age, five kids.
Joe Piscopo
#8. Goodness, I was already a dork most of the times. I didn't need to be a drunk or high dork.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#9. My older brother Billy was really into video games, and of course I followed suit. I was such a dork - I was so geeky!
Ciara Renee
#10. I've just always been a bit of a dork.
Nate Silver
#11. How about we make a date to do nothing but curl up together after school alone and Roku a Big Bang Theory marathon." I grinned at him. "No one but me knows what a dork you truly are." "I need to laugh, and Sheldon makes me laugh.
P.C. Cast
#12. To be honest, I find going out pretty scary and intimidating. Got all those people checking you out, with only one purpose: hooking up. I'm quite the dork, I'd rather sit home and play Scrabble. But that doesn't get you a girl, does it?
Wentworth Miller
#13. I still think of my mum as being kind of a dork - a cooler one, but still a dork.
Georgia Jagger
#14. I was basically a dork that hit the books and liked to build things and did all of the things that you weren't supposed to do to be popular. But somehow I ended up onstage, playing guitar in front of everybody else.
Tom Scholz
#15. In the movies, they make you look good and tough, but in real life, it's completely the opposite. I do these ueber roles, I think, because in real life I'm quite shy and reserved. In real life, I'm a dork.
Sam Worthington
#16. I loved our mutual corny sense of humor. Underneath all his macho bravado, he was a dork. Just like me.
Kate Rockland
#17. I'm a pretty big dork. It's crazy. I'm one of those people who grew up with all kinds of musicals, but I was right at that age where 'Rent' was a big deal for me and for my friends.
Anna Kendrick
#19. You don't want to be too cool. But you don't want to be too dorky. Still, I find it so much better to see a guy at a club being a dork, and having fun, than trying to be sexy.
Heather Morris
#20. I absolutely hated high school. As a freshman, I was 5 feet tall and weighed 95 pounds ... When I got to high school, I had no social skills. Was I a nerd? More of a dork. Definitely not one of the popular kids.
Grant Show
#22. I said I looked like a dork and she said that was true, but there was something classic about my dorkiness. I was so open and my awkwardness and embarrassment were so clear and understandable. I was extremely watchable.
Blake Nelson
#24. Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!
Vince McMahon
#25. I'm definitely excited about roles where I get to wear cool costumes. I love Game of Thrones, and would love to do something like that. I'm totally a dork.
Fiona Gubelmann
#26. A second Stoop stepped up. "I am Dork!" he began.
Joe Boyle
#27. I was what's known as a floater. I could sit at the edge of most cafeteria tables, but was never a part of any one group. I was also a dork. And still am. And proud!
Alexandra Robbins
#28. I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.
Lauren Gardner
#29. If you had known me in middle school, I was definitely not what someone would think of as Brad Pitt. That was not me. I was kind of a dork.
Lucas Till
#30. Of course I was a dork, but that's OK. Because all the coolest people I know were dorks.
Brendan Fraser
#31. The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers ...
Demetri Martin
#32. Were ya really tryin' to stab that demon in the ass?"
Riley groaned. "No, I was aiming for its leg, and it moved. I looked like a total dork."
Not to me.
Jana Oliver
#33. I'm kind of a dork. I don't have much game. I'm not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing Scrabble, having dinner with a couple friends, going to see a movie, or losing a whole weekend to Season 14 of Law and Order or The Simpsons.
Wentworth Miller
#34. They should make earplugs for people who are grieving, so we don't have to hear the stupid things people say, but I'd look like a dork in them. -Corinna
Carole Geithner
#35. I try changing my surfing, which is the absolute worst thing you can do. Everyone surfs their own way. If I try to surf like someone else I look like a dork.
Andy Irons
#37. I was a dork hunter. That's hard to do. I fell out of a tree.
Bill Engvall
#39. I'm a huge Twitter dork! That's the best way for fans to keep informed about what's going on with me.
Brandon Jones
#41. I loved school so much that most of my classmates considered me a dork.
Natalie Portman
#43. Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care.
John Mayer
#44. Scott seems nice ... '
'He is. He's also a huge, huge dork. I love him. But seriously, if he's not back soon, it's over. I will propose to the next boy who walks by with anything edible
Kiersten White
#45. I don't think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.
Ashley Olsen
#46. If you're public speaking, imagine yourself feeling confident; if you're nervous about a date and thinking, 'I'm gonna be a dork,' picture yourself being funny. Then it will be familiar to your brain.
Lindsey Stirling
#47. There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.
Demetri Martin
#48. So, thanks," Vivian said.
"For what?" I looked up at her, confused.
"For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a sister and being such a pathetic dork that I couldn't help but love you, too
Kiersten White
#49. I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff.
Jessie J.
#50. On some level, I think everyone felt like a dork in high school.
Grant Show
#51. I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.
Zac Efron
#53. He has quite an array of T-shirts. This one is faded gray with faint blue letters spelling out Starfleet Academy. Such a dork. Then again, I know exactly what Starfleet Academy is, so I'm in the same dork boat.
Kristan Higgins
#54. I was a part of that Beanie Babies generation. I had, like, 400 of them ... OK, maybe not that many, but I had a lot of little stuffed animals that I liked to make talk. I was a big dork, and I still am.
Jessica Stroup
#55. Remember to use positive affirmations. I am not a dork is not one of them.
Brian Andreas
#56. I like science fiction. I took all the accelerated classes in school. I'm kind of a dork.
Anson Mount
#57. I come from an art history background. I studied at a master's degree level; I chose to dork out on art for much of my adult life. A lot of my heroes are artists and a lot of my musical heroes have an artistic side.
Black Francis
#58. Dorkdom isn't something you can choose. It's something you are. But instead of dividing the world up into dorkside and darkside, I've realised that we all have a little bit of dork inside us.
Sarra Manning
#59. When I was 13, I wasn't the coolest kid in my class, and that inner dork is a wonderful thing to have.
Zooey Deschanel
#61. I have to smile. He's such a dork. But I'm starting to realize the one good thing that's happened: he's my dork.
Ally Carter
#63. I can't claim I'm truly a man's man, I'm just as much of a dork and a crybaby sometimes as anybody else.
Anson Mount
#64. I don't know how to be sexy on a date. Put up a camera and a wind machine, and I'll give you sexy. Put me at a dinner table with some candlelight and the moon shining in and, oh, I will give you dork.
Tyra Banks
#65. Maybe that's his thing. Maybe he's really that much of a dork. I could be friends with that kind of behavior.
David Levithan
#66. I was a theater dork in high school and did all the plays. My theater teacher in high school, Janet Spahr, was absolutely incredible and mentored me throughout school. She taught me a lot about relying on my instincts.
Melissa Rauch
#67. I think Hannah gets nervous just like any other person would. She's like a dork, personally. She's just really, really fun.
Miley Cyrus
#68. Every album, I'm worried that I'm a dork and a fraud - 'What if I can't sing anymore?' Then I stop thinking and start playing guitar, and I realize that it's okay to suck, and move forward.
Pink
#69. I was a dork. I'm still kind of goofy and clumsy and not always the most graceful person.
Katrina Bowden
#70. I've kind of blocked it out, but a good friend affectionately reminded me that yes, I was a dork. I was not a cool kid in high school.
Mamie Gummer
#71. My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but ... what a dork.
Demetri Martin
#72. I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk.
Tom DeLonge
#73. I will take a serious approach to a subject usually treated lightly, which is a nerdy thing to do.
Benjamin Nugent
#74. I am who I am, a big dork who makes mistakes and deals the best way I can. I'm going to keep making mistakes and being a big dork because that's who I am. You can't deal with it, then you best walk out that door because that's the way it is.
Kristen Ashley
#76. You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself.
Hank Green
#77. I certainly liked performing [Patrick Bateman], but it was because he thinks he's so [bloody] cool and just the [stuff], but is really such a cheesy dork.
Christian Bale
#78. I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement.
Kurt Cobain
#79. I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually.
Berkeley Breathed
#80. Nerds don't know they're nerds. I know I'm a... well, I prefer to be called a dork, thank you.
Tonya Kuper
#81. I mean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork. Geeks unite.
Kurt Cobain
#82. I was a regular dork. I was a kid who was scrawny and all that, and probably kind of dumb or something. I wasn't unordinary; I wasn't extraordinary.
James Mercer
#83. I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.
Gwen Stefani
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