If Life Gives You Lemons Quotes

#1. If life gives you lemons, make mojitos!

Carolyn V. Hamilton

#2. If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.

Toronto Star

#3. If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ...

Ron White

#4. If life gives you lemons lets be honest you probably just found lemons

Kevin Donovan

#5. If life gives you lemons, learn how to juggle.

James Patterson

#6. If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#7. If life gives you lemons, you make beef stew

Andy Milonakis

#8. If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

Conan O'Brien

#9. If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

Gurbaksh Chahal

#10. If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

Lance Armstrong

#11. If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail

Dean Cavanagh

#12. If life gives you lemons, find the bastard responsible and pelt him/her with the lemons until they stop giving them to you...or eat 'em. Whichever you prefer.

Grea Alexander

#13. If life gives you lemons. Make orange juice!

Vince Smith

#14. If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party.

Kevin Ward

#15. When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

Sanjaya Malakar

#16. When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet.

Jenny Lawson

#17. The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.

Kristin Neff

#18. When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels.

Nicole Hofmann

#19. When life gives you lemons, add vodka.

Denise B.

#20. When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD.

Thomas J. Montemarano

#21. When life gives you lemons, wing them right back at whoever gave 'em to you!

Grace

#22. When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'!

Kevin Weldon

#23. When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on!

Dana Page

#24. A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons
make daiquiris.

Chris Rose

#25. When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

Bill Watterson

#26. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Cathy Guisewite

#27. When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

Rob Thurman

#28. When life gives you lemons, squirt your friend in the eye with it.

Amanda Kellogg

#29. When life gives u lemons, smile, because the apple tree that you have been searching for is a mile or so down that bumpy road.

April Margeson

#30. When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back ... and add a few lemons of your own.

Clara DeLemos

#31. When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#32. When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges.

Ellen DeGeneres

#33. When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.

Neshialy S.

#34. When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to.

Carolyn Brown

#35. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Anonymous

#36. When life gives you lemons ...
Plant its seeds.
Grow yourself an orchard.
Sell it to Sunkist.
Carry on

Jose N. Harris

#37. When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila!

Reg Dixon

#38. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Anonymous

#39. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!

Ron White

#40. When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila. Fight for what you really want and never, ever settle for anything less. Don't exist. Live.

Teodora Kostova

#41. I always thought that what Rajima did with those cast-off peels was a metaphor for how she dealt with her arranged marriage. She transformed those peels, with palm sugar for sweetness and tamarind for tang, into something precious.

Padma Lakshmi

#42. When life gives you lemons, screw lemonade! Make orange juice!

Anonymous

#43. when life gives you lemons add beer

Letter String

#44. When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

Grace Helbig

#45. I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

#46. What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand.

Mariana Zapata

#47. When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.

Susie Smith

#48. When life gives you lemons ~ write about 'em!

Kimmie Easley

#49. In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.

Felicia Day

#50. When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

Colleen Hoover

#51. When life gives you lemons, Beo makes you pancakes" - Colt Maxus

Wulf Francu Godgluck

#52. When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day.

Keydia Marie

#53. When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.

Angie West

#54. when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life.

Nathan Austin

#55. When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater.

Scott Adams

#56. When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.

Nefertiti Faraj

#57. When life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?

Ann Brashares

#58. Some people say when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you one seriously ticked off god gunning for your ass, you prepare for war and you hope for paradise.

Jennifer L. Armentrout