Top 31 I Smell Bacon Quotes
#2. I smell bacon! Penelope, did you know there is a handsome man in our kitchen?
Ilona Andrews
#3. Downstairs in the kitchen, Marco and Sophia - my grandparents, who have insisted I call them by their first names - were already there. Sophia stood over the oven, pans hissing, as the smell of bacon filled the air. Marco sat at the table, the morning newspaper opened up in front of him.
Jessica Sorensen
#4. Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.
George Carlin
#5. I'm just delighted to get my hands on him. Paul Nicholls was very good about the whole affair. He said he would like to retain him but felt it was to the advantage of his owners he should be sold at this time.
Ginger McCain
#6. Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I'll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears would attract every male within a five-mile radius.
Blaize Clement
#7. His gaze glossed over a stack of wooden crates and landed on a steamer trunk that was covered with stickers from all over the world.
Megan Frazer Blakemore
#8. And immediately, mixed with a sizzling sound, there came to Shasta a simply delightful smell. It was one he had never smelled in his life before, but I hope you have. It was, in fact, the smell of bacon and eggs and mushrooms all frying in a pan.
C.S. Lewis
#9. You smell good," he whispered into my neck. He was warm against me. Instinctively, I arched back into him and smiled.
"Really?"
"Mmm-hmm. Delicious. Like bacon.
Michelle Hodkin
#10. As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it.
Rush Limbaugh
#11. there was meat smell everywhere. Bacon. Fish sticks, 20 per cent real fish. Burgers
Margaret Atwood
#12. People talk about me as masculine. Because of the way I walk and talk and crank out pull-ups and smell like bacon.
Benjamin Percy
#13. There's nothing special about you,' said the man. 'There's nothing special about any of us.' His gesture embraced them all: prisoners, guards, foremen.
J.M. Coetzee
#14. What I wanna do with Methods is keep that around as sorta my freak out, creative free for all- anything goes project.
Tommy Lee
#15. For the rest of her life, hope was going to smell a little bit like bacon.
Debora Geary
#16. He lay gazing at the other man's knees, wondering how God had managed to make such a mundane body part so completely beautiful on this man.
Belinda McBride
#17. Different people's houses smell like different weird things. God forbid someone should come and nail down what my house smells like. It'd probably be a litter box ... sweaty socks ... and burnt bacon. That probably is what it smells like.
Wendi McLendon-Covey
#18. My view is, Democrat, Republican, it doesn't matter, my view is I'm in Washington to try to work with people.
Mark Pryor
#19. We plan, we toil, we suffer - in the hope of what? A camel-load of idol's eyes? The title deeds of Radio City? The empire of Asia? A trip to the moon? No, no, no, no. Simply to wake just in time to smell coffee and bacon and eggs.
J.B. Priestley
#21. That which above all other yields the sweetest smell in the air is the violet.
Francis Bacon
#23. You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning.
Fannie Flagg
#24. I think someone could be near on at their deathbed, barely able to get out of bed in their final throes, and still not be able to resist the smell of frying bacon and hot coffee on a wet morning. They would postpone the afterlife for one last breakfast;
Michael Hiebert
#25. I'm completely absorbed by Peter Guralnick's definitive, two-part biography of Elvis Presley: 'Last Train To Memphis' and 'Careless Love.' Meticulously researched, this is a compelling mix of history, myth-busting, and, of course, some timeless music.
Mark Billingham
#26. Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell.
Paula Deen
#27. There's more people that like me than there are who hate me, so I kind of brush it off.
Justin Bieber
#28. I realize that you are probably still angry. That is pleasant to know. Much as your perpetual health, I have come to rely upon your dissatisfaction with me. It is one of the cosmere's great constants, I should think.
Brandon Sanderson
#30. I write because I can remember and to keep those memories alive. I write for pleasure. I write because I must.
F.M. Burgett
#31. No man is invincible, and therefore no man can fully understand that which would make him invincible. Even with complete and thorough study there is always the possibility of being defeated and although one may be expert in a particular form, mastery is something a man never stops seeking to attain.
Miyamoto Musashi
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