Top 26 Gaffigan Bacon Quotes
#1. If steak is the tuxedo of meat, and bacon is the candy of meat, then a good cheeseburger is the mother's hug of meat.
Jim Gaffigan
#2. There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon.
Jim Gaffigan
#4. Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
Jim Gaffigan
#5. Once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of 'find the bacon in the lettuce'. It's like you're panning for gold. Eureka!
Jim Gaffigan
#6. You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.
Jim Gaffigan
#7. But if our sex would but well consider and rationally ponder, they will perceive and find that it is neither words nor place that can advance them, but worth and merit.
Margaret Cavendish
#8. Remember this. When people choose to withdraw far from a fire, the fire continues to give warmth, but they grow cold. When people choose to withdraw far from light, the light continues to be bright in itself but they are in darkness. This is also the case when people withdraw from God.
Saint Augustine
#9. I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.
Jim Gaffigan
#10. When you hear bacon cooking ... that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking ... that's applause.
Jim Gaffigan
#11. Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.
Jim Gaffigan
#12. The Supreme Court is having a hard time integrating schools. What chance do I have to integrate audiences?
Nat King Cole
#13. You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
Jim Gaffigan
#14. I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.
Jim Gaffigan
#15. I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere.
Jim Gaffigan
#16. Because in the midst of happiness there is always a seed of unhappiness; it consumes itself like fire
it can't burn forever, sooner or later it must die; and this presentiment of the end destroys my happiness when it is at is height.
August Strindberg
#17. Men were springing up, a black avenging host was slowly germinating in the furrows, thrusting upward for the harvests of future ages. And very soon their germination would crack the earth asunder.
Emile Zola
#18. Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."
Jim Gaffigan
#20. He wanted to flee in shame, to the kitchenette, to the next room, to the fire escapes and rooftops and the places where the city ended.
Garth Risk Hallberg
#21. Literature is not only a mirror; it is a map, a geography of the mind.
Margaret Atwood
#22. One day you may make wake up and think your all alone.
One day you may feel this house is not my home.
One day you may find that things around you have change.
But one thing for sure God still knows your first and last name.
E.R. Turner
#23. The public has a vital stake in natural resources, Jim, such as iron ore. The public can't remain indifferent to reckless, selfish waste by an anti-social individual. After all, private property is a trusteeship held for the benefit of society as a whole.
Ayn Rand
#24. Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?
Jim Gaffigan
#25. God is the name people give to the reason we are here. But I think that reason is the laws of physics rather than someone with whom one can have a personal relationship. An impersonal God.
Stephen Hawking
#26. And perhaps it didn't matter to them, not always, what they read aloud; it was the breath of life flowing between them, and the words of the moment riding on it that held them in delight. Between some two people every word is beautiful, or might as well be beautiful.
Eudora Welty
