Blaize Clement Quotes

#1. They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take.

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#2. Being young is easy, you know, but it takes guts to be old.

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#3. Staying in the safe darkness of memory and yearning is easy. Going forward to the light of possibility takes courage.

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#4. Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.

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#5. I told him, 'You can start in the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the right, and then you can go back to the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the left. You can just kiss my big ass.

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#6. August in Florida is God's way of reminding us who's in charge.

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#7. Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out.

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#8. I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food,

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#9. Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I'll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears would attract every male within a five-mile radius.

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