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Top 30 I Like Him But He Has A Girlfriend Quotes

#1. I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age. - Author: Yuki
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#2. My last girlfriend was a Showgirl - But we eventually broke up because she wouldn't Tell me anything. Now I'm dating a girl who looks exactly like my grandma, only my girl older.
-James Lee Schmidt and Jarod Kintz - Author: James Lee Schmidt
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#3. The irony of talking to animals and an imaginary girlfriend, who keep me sane, even though I know I look like a raving lunatic, isn't lost on me. - Author: Elyse Draper
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#4. If I don't get a girlfriend soon (number one on the list) I may have to resort to drastic measures like surgery (me) or hypnosis (them). - Author: J.A. Buckle
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#5. What would you call your decorating style?" I asked. "Boring-bachelor? Or messy-loner? He looked over at me. "More like distracted-about-my-detainee-girlfriend," he said. - Author: Katie Kacvinsky
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#6. My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?' - Author: Trey Parker
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#7. I don't think that we really know our animals. We think we do because we're humans, and we think we can control things like that. We don't know anybody that we love. It could be a girlfriend or a cat. I think we just have to be at peace with that. - Author: Caroline Paul
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#8. There were a couple of times when I hung out with a boy I liked and he paid for me and we were both single so I think those were dates, but then like a week later he had a girlfriend that wasn't me and I was cursing his very existence, so it's hard to say for sure. - Author: Katie Heaney
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#9. Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (she's an Episcopalian), some of Jesus' best friends were sex workers. - Author: Sarah Lotz
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#10. Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend. - Author: Phil Ochs
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#11. I'm so in love with the United States. Not as a patriot. I'm in love with America like it's my first girlfriend. The geography, the people, the smell, the touch, the taste, the gas stations. I'm madly in love with America. - Author: Vincent Gallo
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#12. I don't like to talk about girlfriend stuff. It's not necessary. I try to keep my relationships separate from everything else. - Author: Orlando Bloom
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#13. She was a source of love and comfort and friendship and companionship and like-mindedness without any of the difficulties of a girlfriend - Author: Anthony Kiedis
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#14. I am a serial monogamist of sorts, and have been with my girlfriend for almost four years. In imagining my brain back to worlds where I might be around someone other sexed in that way and not know them that well, speaking out loud almost seems like requiring of demon language, or money spurting. - Author: Blake Butler
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#15. I don't know why you care.
He doesn't even know you're there - Author: NSYNC
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#16. And even though he doesn't mean it like I-want-to-leave-my-girlfriend-and-start-dating-you cute, something flickers inside of me. The "force of strength and destruction" Tita de la Garza knew so well. - Author: Stephanie Perkins
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#17. I'm always the kind of friend or girlfriend who suggests, when there's some cataclysmic problem in the relationship, I'm like, "Well, maybe we can come up with a creative activity that will help us out." I'm like, "Let's get out the pens! Draw a picture of how much you hate me!" - Author: Miranda July
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#18. I can't believe 'D' talked to me like that. I can't believe Zach has a girlfriend besides me. I miss Tad. I wish I had been born a fucking tiger all muscle and stripes and furry and I wouldn't give a fuck about this garbage. - Author: Vanessa Davis
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#19. I don't go around gratuitously shooting people and then bragging about it afterward in seedy space-rangers bars, like some cops I could mention! I go around shooting people gratuitously and then I agonize about it afterward for hours to my girlfriend! - Author: Douglas Adams
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#20. I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But like, the other night, I put Saran wrap over the toilet seat, you know, which doesn't sound that original, but she's bulimic. - Author: Anthony Jeselnik
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#21. Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. - Author: Simone Elkeles
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#22. Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth ... I guess. - Author: Dov Davidoff
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#23. Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! - Author: Greg Giraldo
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#24. Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass. - Author: Grace Metalious
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#25. Sometimes guys are so concerned with being cool and hanging out with their friends. They don't want to seem like the guy that 'has to call his girlfriend.' It's just boys growing up. - Author: Kristin Cavallari
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#26. The same way all the people I love factor in - my parents, my sister, my girlfriend [Lena Dunham], my best friend, all the people I love are always right there. I don't have a lot of people in my life, but there's a small group of people that I don't like to do things without. - Author: Jack Antonoff
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#27. This is what my girlfriend would look like without skin. - Author: David Bischoff
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#28. Wriggling around, two fingers deep in my back end like some teenage boy unsure what he should be tugging at inside his girlfriend's nether region I wrestled a fifty free. - Author: David Louden
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#29. If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. - Author: Jimmy Fallon
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#30. Yeah, he's taking this little kid home." I let the sarcasm drip. "At least I won't whine like a spoiled brat, unlike you, you bleach-blonde brainless moron. Really, Officer Dan, I am sooooo disappointed in you. This is your girlfriend? Really? I thought you had better taste than this. - Author: Apryl Baker
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