Top 28 I Have Stretch Marks Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About I Have Stretch Marks

#1. I have stretch marks on my heart.

#2. They came and bound me up and I had awful stretch marks. I hated my breasts after that.

#3. They say if one understands himself, he understands all people. But I say to you, when one loves people, he learns something about himself.

Khalil

#4. I'm not as hard on myself anymore. I'm comfortable exactly where I am, though it took me until I was 34 years old! I still have things I'm really insecure about, but I've changed by loving me - C-section scars, stretch marks, and all.

Jenny McCarthy

#5. That's when it struck me: how gorgeous we all were, even with cellulite (saw a lot of that) and stretch marks, scars and tattoos. Let me just say this, not single body was perfect, not even the fittest of women there.

Justina Chen

#6. I don't have all answers, but as far as viewing my body ... I'm in a place where I can look at my stretch marks and say, 'Oh, hey, stretch marks!' and I'm over it.

Mary Lambert

#7. A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

Katt Williams

#8. She thought he was about to kiss her again. Instead, he slowly sank to his knees, grasped her waist, and pressed his lips to her belly. Her stretch marks. He was kissing her stretch marks.

Pamela Clare

#9. What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?

Ashleigh Brilliant

#10. As a kid, I loved being loved, and still do. Who doesn't love being loved?

Sandra Bernhard

#11. What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.

Tracy Morgan

#12. There are times when God leaves huge question marks as tools in our lives to stretch our our faith.

Joyce Meyer

#13. She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

Rodney Dangerfield

#14. We forget that stretch marks, cellulite and some stomach fat is natural. We forget that we are born human and physically can't be perfect. We forget that God doesn't make us out of plastic and silicone. We forget to be flawed.

Skye Townsend

#15. Only when you combine sound intellect with emotional discipline do you get rational behavior.

Warren Buffett

#16. I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.

Felipe Esparza

#17. A neutral observer would not find this world to be believable. Ergo, the cause of said unbelievable world must place similar stretch marks on the imagination. Step

N.D. Wilson

#18. It's bad enough to be a baby-making machine with no epidural in sight in exchange for the state-sanctioned title of 'Mrs' before one's name. But to be a 'Miss' with an ever-increasing brood of children, just waiting for the man to grow weary of stretch marks and spit-ups? No thank you?

Laurie Viera Rigler

#19. Here I am ... You get the parts of me you like and also the parts that make you uncomfortable. You have to understand that other people's comfort is no longer my job. I am no longer a flight attendant.

Patricia Ireland

#20. I am a very talented belcher. Very deep and bassy.

Katie Aselton

#21. You put some Vaseline under your eyes at night and under your chin, and you put a little bit on your chest and you'll avoid stretch marks and I'll get you some Vaseline, you can change your oil and fry chicken with it, too, but you best make sure you have something.

Tyler Perry

#22. One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#23. As soon as the room was mostly empty, she lifted up her T-shirt and ran her hand along the stretch marks and the ropy scar under her belly. Still there.

Rainbow Rowell