Hurrible Quotes

#1. When we were in bed, the only part of me she touched was my penis, because it was the most detached.

Anatole Broyard

#2. The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.

Steven Wright

#3. I need you to breathe for me.

Patrick Rothfuss

#4. I can imagine no more successful and productive form of manufacture than that of making mountains out of molehills.

G.K. Chesterton

#5. When you're in the States and you're a writer and you've got money and you walk into a bank, you're a bum with money.

Norman Spinrad

#6. How sure I feel, how warm and strong and happy For the future! How sure the future is within me; I am like a seed with a perfect flower enclosed ...

D.H. Lawrence

#7. I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel.

Scott Wood

#8. I'm crazy and going crazier, and I don't know how to stop it.
I don't know how to stop this hurrible darkness from eating me alive, and no one in the world is going to help me.

Sara Wolf

#9. Once it's established that we are a team, I can demand of you and expect you to demand of me. Life without pain is an addiction and the fantasy of perpetual happiness is like the "delusion of fusion."

Carl Whitaker

#10. How did you find me?" I said, keeping my head ducked.
"It was easy," he said, taking a seat beside me. "All I did was follow the cursing.

Nicole Williams

#11. Precedents once established are so much positive power.

James Madison

#12. And so there has been a lot of diplomatic movement.

Mitchell Reiss

#13. You can go through the world with your elbows out and your nose in the air, and call it independence, if you like. That's not my way.

Louisa May Alcott

#14. Stand-up comedy seems like a terrifying thing. Objectively. Before anyone has done it, it seems like one of the most frightening things you could conceive, and there's just no shortcut - you just have to do it.

John Oliver