Scott Wood Famous Quotes & Sayings

Browse top 5 famous quotes and sayings by Scott Wood. Read & share Scott Wood quotes pictures with friends. Free using on Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 5 Scott Wood Quotes

#1. I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple. - Author: Scott Wood
Scott Wood Quotes #54704
#2. The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out. - Author: Scott Wood
Scott Wood Quotes #778791
#3. I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel. - Author: Scott Wood
Scott Wood Quotes #925870
#4. I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be. - Author: Scott Wood
Scott Wood Quotes #1564963
#5. When it came to spankings, my dad never used a belt. One time he grabbed a piece of my Hot Wheels race car track. In my mind I'm thinking, 'Great, now I'm being beaten with my own toys ... ' Thank God I didn't get that wood burning set I wanted. - Author: Scott Wood
Scott Wood Quotes #1630338

Famous Authors

Popular Topics