Humourous Memoir Quotes

#1. I do not really think Charlie knows much more about politics, history, or economics than I do. Like myself he was hit by a make-up towel almost before he was out of diapers.

Buster Keaton

#2. There would be no idling in a co-operative workshop. Each workman, being an employer, has a spur to his own industry, and has a pecuniary reason for being watchful of the industry of his fellow workmen.

Leland Stanford

#3. He nuzzled in at her neck kissing and licking her softly just below her ear. "Just a moment " he said. "I need a small reminder that you are here you are whole and you are mine.

Gail Carriger

#4. Integrity is the antithesis of compromise and the sworn enemy of comfort. It bases its decisions not on how much discomfort we might be able to avoid, but on how much we need to avoid the compromise of comfort.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#5. The hardest part of acting is not when I'm acting, It's when I'm not.

Dakota Goyo

#6. Just because I am paranoid does not mean that someone is not out to get me

Don Darkes

#7. I've grown old with this century; there's not much left of either of us.

Penelope Lively

#8. Stupidity is a relevant term and it is relevant to the owner of the stupid brain. Smartness is an irrelevant term and it is irrelevant to the owner of the smart brain because even the smart people can do and say stupid things.

Boris Zubry

#9. My Walden was no walk from civilization.

Lawrence F. Lihosit

#10. The civil servant is primarily the master of the short-term solution.

Indira Gandhi

#11. The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.

Bernie Mac

#12. In love, one always begins in deceiving oneself, and one always ends in deceiving others.

Oscar Wilde

#13. I do like a bit of flyin'. Comedy flying is one of my favourite things. I think it rates up there with a neck brace for funniness.

Jennifer Saunders