Thought Provoking Humourous Quotes

#1. I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

Mort Sahl

#2. Words can be meaningless. If they are used in such a way that no sharp conclusions can be drawn.

Richard Feynman

#3. Just when you've squared up to the solemn realisation that life is a bitch, it turns round and does something nice, just to confuse you. - Emily Spitzer, The Better Mousetrap

Tom Holt

#4. Many feel that writers are a dime a dozen, so the goal is to break through and make it to the value of a penny.

Wil Zeus

#5. That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart.

Eoin Colfer

#6. There are situations in which hope and fear run together, in which they mutually destroy one another and lose themselves in dull indifference.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#7. I'm sorry," I said, "did you just say elections are about hope?

Noah Hawley

#8. The great artists of finance like Morgan and Rockefeller weren't deflected. They wanted and got money, just simple money. What they did with it afterward is another matter. I've always felt they got scared of the ghost they raised and tried to buy it off.

John Steinbeck

#9. It is tempting to conform: community life is a lot easier where everyone appears to agree with everyone else, and where dissent is blunted by the conventions of compromise.

Tony Judt

#10. People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#11. I know I am known for flesh-flashing, but I am an actress, too.

Sharon Stone