Humour Teacher Quotes

#1. Lebanon: the country where everyone wants a piece while we want peace.

Sandra Chami Kassis

#2. I am in no way a confident person - except when it comes to what I'm writing. It's just like, this is what I can do, and I have what I think is a pretty strong voice, for better or worse. It's the style I like to write in.

Megan Amram

#3. Without discussing it with his mother, Anton went up to his teacher, Miss Katballe, and informed her that after seven years he was now quitting school. It was the best day of her life, she replied. With unexpected politeness he bowed, thanked her, and said, likewise.

Carsten Jensen

#4. She knew better than to lose her head over a man. That was what was so humiliating: she knew better. Three broken engagements had taught her that a woman needed to keep her wits about her when dealing with the male species, or she could get seriously hurt.

Linda Howard

#5. What did the TEACHER tell the students ?
PASS THE EXAMS WITHOUT FAIL.

Shaikh Mustafa

#6. God released his blessings upon us for us to do what He is charging us to do.

Sunday Adelaja

#7. When it comes to acting, people talk about the suspension of disbelief that you ask of the audience. Before that starts, you have to, as an actor, suspend your own disbelief.

Helena Bonham Carter

#8. Those who can, teach; those who can't, criticize.

Dan Hokstad

#9. The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.

Norm MacDonald

#10. People think the Beatles know what's going on. We don't. We're just doing it.

John Lennon

#11. It is not darkness you are going to, for God is Light. It is not lonely, for Christ is with you. It is not unknown country, for Christ is there.

Charles Kingsley

#12. No single crisis shapes a generation; but a succession of events, each one bringing its shaping blows to bear ...

Han Suyin

#13. The proving power of the intellect or the senses was questioned by the skeptics more than two thousand years ago; but they were browbeaten into confusion by the glory of Newtonian physics.

Imre Lakatos

#14. He was the kind of teacher every child hated, and they suspected most of the staff did not like him too.

Jay Haughton

#15. This was fast becoming messy war with our hall now covered in foam and a puddle of green slime...

Andy Dale

#16. We are an autodomesticated animal.

Anonymous

#17. As idiotic as optimism can sometimes seem, it has a weird habit of paying off.

Michael Lewis

#18. The more controlling the parent," Caldwell explained, "the more likely a child is to experience boredom.

Po Bronson

#19. Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure they're getting fed at the same time every day and getting the nutrition they need. And make sure they get a lot of love and attention you both need. That's why you have them!

Alison Sweeney

#20. What means, then, is the dream-work able to use to indicate these relations, which are so difficult to represent, in the dream-thoughts? I shall attempt to list them one by one.

Sigmund Freud

#21. I'm twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I'm the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all.

H.J. Bellus