Humour Cracked Quotes

#1. Men might as well be imprisoned, as excluded from the means of earning their bread.

John Stuart Mill

#2. Reach into your pocket, a few taps on your smartphone, and you can know anything. We are all omniscient. I have the complete repository of human history sitting two inches away from my dick all day, every day.

Robert Brockway

#3. After several months in our trio relationship, my husband and I started telling friends about our girlfriend... No one seemed to mind the concept of an occasional three-way fling with a stranger, but the concept of dating a third person was a bit much for polite company.

Victoria Vantoch

#4. It's a privilege to have the career I have, to love every day and be following my passion, the stories that interest me, to remote locations and people. So nothing stops me from that - but yes, it seems redundant in documentary-filmmaker circles today to say the biggest struggle was financing.

Pietra Brettkelly

#5. Tell me, you people out there, what is poetry anyway?
Can anyone die without even a little?

Mark Strand

#6. The people who come to work deserve to be paid properly, and there's no excuse. I could understand someone making a small error, but sometimes people make systematic errors, and that's not right.

Fred DeLuca

#7. Tell your testimony.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#8. There's a purpose to knowledge ... salvation. What good are my visions or your visions, beautifully and laboriously worked out in art, if the purpose of it is not to save something in our souls and make it all beautiful.

Jack Kerouac

#9. To be happy is very important to do a great performance because you have to be comfortable; your mind has to be clear.

Lyoto Machida

#10. In my book success and winning are not always the same thing. To me, success is playing - or working - to the best of your ability.

Joe Torre

#11. Vitrine. Upstairs his wife runs a vacuum cleaner; he can

Anthony Doerr

#12. If I had a choice of educating my daughters or my sons because of opportunity constraints, I would choose to educate my daughters.

Brigham Young

#13. To begin with, you've got to understand that a seagull is an unlimited idea of freedom, an image of the Great Gull, and your whole body, from wingtip to wingtip, is nothing more than your thought itself.

Richard Bach

#14. I think in L.A., in terms of the music scene, it's a really strange place. It's really hard to get the feeling that something's happening, or the feeling that something can make it out of there.

Aleksa Palladino