Humorous Wine Sayings

#1. Success is a collection of small victories & disappointing setbacks. Understand the process, stay positive, & focus on the fundamentals.

Bradford Winters

#2. The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even drinks alone.

J.C. Patrick

#3. There's something to be said about drinking a carafe of wine by yourself ... I just can't remember at the moment what it is! (said after drinking a carafe of wine by himself)

Gerard De Marigny

#4. -Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine.

Hazel Cartwright

#5. Very few problems cannot be solved by either coffee, wine or chocolate.

Evelynn Crowe

#6. Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.

Alan Bennett

#7. There's no place to go. There's nothing to attain. There's nothing to be reached. Love itself is all that you want.

Frederick Lenz

#8. Escape her own father as well. Seizing the moment, she springs Rosaleen from jail, and the two set out across South

Sue Monk Kidd

#9. I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Jill Shalvis

#10. The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store.

Jodi Picoult

#11. Who would have thought, Mr. Jiabao,
that of this whole family, the lady with the short skirt would be the one with
a conscience?

Aravind Adiga

#12. Ask yourself: Does this appearance (of events) concern the things that are within my own control or those that are not? If it concerns anything outside your control, train yourself not to worry about it.

Epictetus

#13. I had serious training of painting styles from different historical periods ... But to have all this training is not enough to be an artist. You have to add a new page to history; otherwise you are not making a contribution. But making history is not easy.

Liu Dan

#14. When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...

Hiroko Sakai

#15. Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so strictly conscientious in emptying one's glass, as to turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one's nose.

Charles Dickens