Humorous Romantic Quotes

#1. I give him a skeptical look. "You want to show me your dick?"
"If it'll help convince you." He drains the last drops of his Scotch and stands up. "Come on, let's go.

Kendall Ryan

#2. My dearest Pudding pie" I read aloud.
"Yes, my little turnip?"
"Hilarious," I muttered. "If you ever call me anything of the sort again we shall have words.

Jordan L. Hawk

#3. You need not regret lost years if you have learned great things.

Jack Cady

#4. However novel it may appear, I shall venture the assertion, that, until women assume the place in society which good sense and good feeling alike assign to them, human improvement must advance but feebly.

Frances Wright

#5. The joy I feel is immense; it burns inside me as though I have swallowed a piece of the sun.

Edith Pattou

#6. Given a choice between dancing pigs and security, users will pick dancing pigs every time.

Edward Felten

#7. Romantic love has its place but to define relationship solely in romantic terms is like describing marriage only by what a couple does on their honeymoon.

Dermot Davis

#8. Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.
Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.

Melissa Lemon

#9. I've got more faith in my shotgun than any man, that's for sure.

Kerrelyn Sparks

#10. Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?"
"Gentleman may still wear them, but I'm afraid the problem is that there aren't many left.

Camilla Isley

#11. The first grown-up book that I read on my own was a nineteenth-century edition of 'Tales from Livy' that I'd found in my grandfather's library.

Gore Vidal

#12. Search this world and find that being who you feel has the greatest light and become their apprentice.

Frederick Lenz

#13. She was a very unhappy person most of her life. She went to hospitals all the time. All kinds of hospitals. Finally, she went to a hospital that helped her figure things out enough to try and make things normal, so she moved in with my family.

Stephen Chbosky

#14. Now when you hates you shrinks up inside and gets littler and you squeezes your heart tight and you stays so mad with peoples you feels sick all the time like you needs the doctor.

Margaret Walker

#15. Men did stupid things when they got romantic ideas in their heads.

Ronie Kendig

#16. An illustration is a visual editorial - it's just as nuanced. Everything that goes into it is a call you make: every color, every line weight, every angle.

Charles M. Blow

#17. Many other countries in this world are in a difficult situation, and all the Thai people are probably worried about the fate of Thailand: whether the country would survive or not.

Bhumibol Adulyadej

#18. Wait. Did you just call me brave and beautiful? -Loki

Amanda Hocking

#19. If you were given a book with the story of your life, would you read the end?

Natasha Friend

#20. I simply can't believe nice communities release effluents.

William Hamilton

#21. I think bridges have a special meaning in our life. I think a book is a bridge. Any type of art is a bridge that allows different cultures to connect. You may not understand your neighbour's way of seeing life, but you sure understand your neighbour's joy in painting or dancing.

Paulo Coelho

#22. What about the old standby of kicking a guy in the groin?"
"Try to."
Love to ...

Kresley Cole

#23. For the shallow delights of matrimony and opera I have no courage.

Johannes Brahms