Humorous Football Quotes

#1. I guess "rut" isn't the right word. A rut is something you subconsciously want to get out of. The thing is, when I admitted it to myself, I was happy. Happy happy happy. And that's a good thing.

Sean Kennedy

#2. The cross guarantees that even in your darkest moment God will never turn in disgust and walk away. There is no rebellion, no weakness, no foolishness, no evil of heart that the cross can't defeat and grace can't transform.

Paul David Tripp

#3. If you haven't doubted, you probably haven't thought very hard about what you believe,

George W. Bush

#4. Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Marshawn Lynch" Not really shy. Still extremely embarrassed he believed you can't be charged for beating up on large groups of people-as long as you are carrying a football.

Matthew D. Heines

#5. The ultimate for me would be to do a feature that didn't require any narrative structure.

Johnny Depp

#6. There's a bit of ancient wisdom that appeals to us: it's a saying that a fight starts only with the second blow.

Hugh Allen

#7. I wrote 'All is Lost' while editing 'Margin Call'. I did that long before I knew if I was ever going to get to make another movie.

J. C. Chandor

#8. College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity.

H.L. Mencken

#9. The whole thing with contouring is to contour where your natural cheekbone would be and where sun would hit you naturally.

Katherine Schwarzenegger

#10. Yeah, I was at the Masquerade of the Damned.

Richelle Mead

#11. Your fortune is misfortune if it is not Love.

Silent Lotus

#12. One is telling a story about old times when someone breaks in with a little detail that he happens to know, implying that one's own version is inaccurate - disgusting behavior!

Sei Shonagon

#13. The vast bulk of Murdoch's news output, including the huge majority of any falsehood and distortion, is simply the spontaneous product of his highly commercialised newsrooms. It sells.

Nick Davies