Humorous Epitaphs Quotes

#1. Your evil cannot darken this tale, it was written from the heavens.

Christine Zolendz

#2. A good friend will find time on his calendar, a great friend never checks.

Jeffrey Fry

#3. Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia.

W.C. Fields

#4. If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten.

Graham Chapman

#5. Two must-haves for me are a great book and my iPod.

Kelly Clarkson

#6. Sleep is the only thing I stay awake for.

Bryant A. Loney

#7. A true warrior can only serve others, not himself ... When you become a mercenary, you're just a bully with a gun.

Evan Wright

#8. And maybe one day we'll look back and wonder how we managed to live in the same house for so long, and never stopped to introduce ourselves.

John Koenig

#9. We have now recently launched the national integrity plan.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

#10. As a rule of thumb, the hermaphrodite lifestyle works well if the prospects of finding a mate are slim, for example in low-density or immobile populations (explaining why many plants are hermaphrodites), while separate sexes develop in species with higher population densities or greater mobility.

Nick Lane

#11. If you don't understand your limitations you won't achieve much in your life.

Kevin Costner