
Top 11 Humorous Epitaphs Quotes
#1. Your evil cannot darken this tale, it was written from the heavens.
Christine Zolendz
#2. A good friend will find time on his calendar, a great friend never checks.
Jeffrey Fry
#3. Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia.
W.C. Fields
#4. If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten.
Graham Chapman
#5. Two must-haves for me are a great book and my iPod.
Kelly Clarkson
#7. A true warrior can only serve others, not himself ... When you become a mercenary, you're just a bully with a gun.
Evan Wright
#8. And maybe one day we'll look back and wonder how we managed to live in the same house for so long, and never stopped to introduce ourselves.
John Koenig
#10. As a rule of thumb, the hermaphrodite lifestyle works well if the prospects of finding a mate are slim, for example in low-density or immobile populations (explaining why many plants are hermaphrodites), while separate sexes develop in species with higher population densities or greater mobility.
Nick Lane
#11. If you don't understand your limitations you won't achieve much in your life.
Kevin Costner
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