Humor Reading Drinking Quotes

#1. I came to Harbor House when I was a boy. I was looking for the Court of Owls. That time I found nothing. Not tonight.

Scott Snyder

#2. When you are a kid you have your own language, and unlike French or Spanish or whatever you start learning in fourth grade, this one you are born with, and eventually lose ... Kids think with their brains cracked wide open; becoming an adult ... is only a slow sewing it shut.

Jodi Picoult

#3. The Rail Fence Cipher Suppose

Martin Gardner

#4. friendship was always contingent.

Margaret Atwood

#5. I find it odd seeing a DJ playing to huge audiences. I know that people have been doing it for a while, but the fact that it's been embraced so much in America now and it's become like this new, big thing, I find it slightly odd.

Martin Gore

#6. He who wills the end, wills the means also, and the means must involve some risks, and even some losses.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

#7. Well you know, I have the utmost respect for people like Angelina Jolie and Zoe Saldana in 'Colombiana. '

Gina Carano

#8. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman

#9. A small cow walked toward him and meowed. What on earth is - Stanhill mentioned you brought your cat. He failed to mention the creature is the size of an SUV.

Kristen Painter

#10. The Bible does not tell us that life in this world will be fair. Evil and sin are not Victorian gentlemen; they do not play fair.

D. A. Carson

#11. In fact, there's really only one thing that everything's made of; it's energy.

Anne Lamott

#12. Poppy had known for years that she was going to marry him. It was one of her two great ambitions, the other being to see the world. She just hadn't gotten around to informing James yet.

L.J.Smith

#13. My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.

Chelsea Handler

#14. Warning: Contains old friends, old enemies, a dramatic cat rescue, soft drink references and a lot of teasing before the steamy sex. Readers are cautioned against drinking any beverage while reading to avoid accidental snorting or spraying of said beverages.

K.A. Mitchell

#15. Really, I want you to finish this book feeling like we could become friends, if the timing was right. That's it. Oh, and by the way, you should drink while you're reading this book. If you want to play a drinking game, I suggest you take a shot when you feel like I am abusing commas.

Alida Nugent