Humor Genius Insanity Mascara Quotes

#1. There's a fine mascara line between genius and insanity

Josh Stern

#2. I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one half his days and mad the other.

Anne Bronte

#3. I tell you, love your enemies. Help and give without expecting a return. You'll never - I promise - regret it. Live out this God-created identity the way our Father lives toward us, generously and graciously, even when we're at our worst. Our Father is kind; you be kind.

Eugene H. Peterson

#4. Heroes save worlds," Clary said. "They don't destroy them.

Cassandra Clare

#5. It sucked so bad she might as well put a gun to her head and pull the trigger. Except she didn't own a gun because she didn't like them. Besides, pulling the trigger on a gun was pretty final. She had issues with commitment and she was so freaking dead anyway, so why bother.

Thea Harrison

#6. When people are convinced you want something FOR them rather than something FROM them, they are less likely to be offended when you challenge them.

Andy Stanley

#7. Gravity is the root of lightness; stillness the ruler of movement. (Mueller, op. cit., p. 69.)

Erich Fromm

#8. What I'm trying to do is be as honest as I can, and I don't normally do that.

Mike Shanahan

#9. You have to break an omelette to make eggs.

Emma Bull

#10. [They] took it upon themselves to start the laborious process of cranking up life again, after death has stopped us all in its tracks.

Diane Setterfield

#11. This was an idea peculiar to Camille, Maximilien thought, that the worse things get, the better they get. No one else seems to think this way.

Hilary Mantel

#12. If you ask me, it doesn't matter what life you're living, life never has a solution. No matter how hard the struggles are that you leave behind, new struggles always take their place.

Chris Colfer

#13. It has been an honour to be the coach of the best player (Messi) I have ever seen and probably the best I will see.

Pep Guardiola

#14. What happens is this sort of bleed-over from the tabloids across your movie work. You go to a movie, you only go once. But the tabloids and Internet are everywhere. You can really subsume the public image of somebody.

Ben Affleck

#15. he swooped in, with the same acts dealing death and deliverance. The point and edge of his spear opened red lips in one bandit's throat. Lifesblood

Kai Ashante Wilson

#16. Say, 'Thank you, Phin.' "
"Oh, please."
"Say, Thank youvery much, Phin. "
"I don't think so."
"Say, 'You are a great lover, Phin.' "
"I'm out of here.

Jennifer Crusie