Top 30 Horseshit Quotes
#2. I'd rather marry lump of steaming horseshit than you." Lucy jutted her chin out."Smells better too.
Sidney Ayers
#3. You have to understand something about girls, Mick. You see 'em in the winner's circle, but you'll never find horseshit on their shoes.
Miles Watson
#4. I wanted to say something about the universe. There's God, angels, plants ... and horseshit.
Zero Mostel
#6. Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process.
Patrick Rothfuss
#7. Human lives are hard, even those of health and privilege, and don't make much sense. This is the message of the Book of Job: Any snappy explanation of suffering you come up with will be horseshit.
Anne Lamott
#8. the standard Kettral horseshit: the trainers insisted that their charges memorize everything about the empire from the price of wheat in Channary to the length of the Chief Priest's cock, but when it came to ongoing operations - then you couldn't buy a straight answer.
Brian Staveley
#9. If you were seeing a lot of horseshit, there had to be a pony in the vicinity.
Stephen King
#10. The challenge is always to find the ultimate in the ordinary horseshit.
James Tate
#11. You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.
Kurt Vonnegut
#12. I don't mean that creative people are somehow finer, or more sensitive, and thus have finer, more sensitive nervous breakdowns - you can save that horseshit for the Sylvia Plath worshipers. It's just that creative people have creative breakdowns.
Stephen King
#13. There's nothing wrong with you Ray, your only trouble is you never learned to get out to spots like this, you've let the world drown you in its horseshit and you've been vexed ...
Jack Kerouac
#14. the platitudes of Americanism were horseshit. Number one, they didn't work. Number two, they weren't true. Number three, the people giving voice to them didn't believe them either.
Joseph Heller
#15. People believe any horseshit shoved in their ears long as you say 'terrorist.
Chuck Wendig
#16. Mrs. Gruber said that happiness was not something she aspired to, that when we had seen as much of the world as she had, we would know that what lies right behind the horseshit is not a prize pony, my dears, it's more horseshit.
Amy Bloom
#17. Stay a dreamer, and you'll never have your dream; get down in the nitty-gritty, and when you get your dream you see what horseshit it was in the first place.
Norman Spinrad
#18. Spirit and soul is horseshit of the worst sort. Obviously there are no fairies, no Santa Clauses, no spirits. What there is, is human goals and purposes as noted by sane existentialists. But a lot of transcendentalists are utter screwballs.
Albert Ellis
#19. You can't let any team awe you. If you do, you'll wind up a horseshit player.
Luke Appling
#20. God's scattered all the clean among the dirty. You and me Joel, we're nothing more than a fistful of seed that God tossed into the mud and horseshit. We're on our own.
Justin Torres
#21. I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
Zach Galifianakis
#22. Mason left the room and then yelled from the hall, This is bullshit, cowshit, horseshit, and donkeyshit.
Madison Parker
#23. I was no suffragette, but I was pretty sure the he-can't-control-himself defense was a big, stinky load of horseshit.
Rachel Vincent
#25. VIOLET: Oh, horseshit, horeshit, let's all say horseshit. Say horseshit, Bill.
BILL: Horseshit.
Tracy Letts
#26. I'm addicted to murder, and that's about the nicest way I can put it. You might say that's not technically true, that since they're already dead I'm not really killing. Horseshit; it's murder, and it's a rush like nothing else. Sure,
Max Brooks
#27. But just when a man expects he's earned the littlest bit of milk and honey, the world throws a load of horseshit at him.
Dean Koontz
#28. You always hear people talk about how there are moments in your life when you just know that things will never be the same. I always thought that was all horseshit. But here, now, with the feeling of her soft, incredible lips moving with mine, I know that it happens.
Steph Campbell
#29. One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.
Christopher Moore
#30. Horseshit," Shame said cheerfully. "He can dispossess you and die. Pretty easy, really. Most people die the right way the first time. You'd think a genius like him wouldn't screw it up so badly.
Devon Monk
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