Homeroom Teacher Quotes

#1. The halls were empty. Charlotte had missed the first bell and would be late, again. Her homeroom teacher would ask her for an excuse and she would say, 'Overwhelming feeling of dread.' That was going to go over nicely.

Anne Ursu

#2. Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.

Dennis Miller

#3. I got picked on a lot, even by teachers too. I liked to listen to musicals and bake, and my homeroom teacher found out and mocked me in front of the whole class for baking.

Dan Savage

#4. And? you're thinking. Spaghetti Bolognese?! you're thinking. What's that got to do with anything? Well, as my homeroom teacher Mr. Rourke would say, "read on Macduff," which is something to do with Shakespeare. See? You've learned something already!

James Patterson

#5. Everything in life is a metaphor.

Haruki Murakami

#6. It's my perspective: gloom and doom.

Harvey Pekar

#7. As more and more technologies develop that enable us to communicate without touch (from phones to email to phone sex to virtual surgery), it seems likely that touch will become more and more stigmatized as a vehicle for contamination, both literal and symbolic.

Harvey Molotch

#8. As a soldier, I survived World War I when most of my comrades did not.

Lester B. Pearson

#9. The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound.

Marshall McLuhan

#10. They're called 'facts', and my role is to amplify those, not cheerlead. And I don't care at all what you think of my motives.

Glenn Greenwald

#11. So she was what Hester called a 911 Christian: in the event of an emergency, call the Lord.

Barbara Kingsolver

#12. I was married once before, and I stopped.

Marc Maron

#13. You're a conceited bastard, aren't you?' 'Decades of practice.

Lindsay J. Pryor

#14. I do not think a revival of business will be greatly postponed by [Samuel J.] Tilden's election. Business prosperity does not, inmy judgment, depend on government so much as men commonly think.

Rutherford B. Hayes

#15. If the tools are bad, nature's voice is muffled. If the tools are good, nature will give us a clear answer to a clear question.

Freeman Dyson

#16. No one is promised a tomorrow. She had been wrong about every man she loved or said she loved. She'd been wrong about everything. She'd entered into her life in the middle of its story. She had confused herself with the actress who portrayed her.

Jill Alexander Essbaum