Top 34 He's My Kryptonite Quotes

#1. You used to think your scars were your kryptonite. To me they've always made you seem like a superhero.

Posy Roberts

#2. It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Zach Braff

#3. If I go crazy will you still call me superman? If i'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand?

3 Doors Down

#4. Even after all of these years, Amelia London was still my kryptonite, and she still didn't know it.
I couldn't think straight around her. My body reacted on its own around her. My heart, too. It was Amelia's world, and I was just trying to survive in it.

J.J. McAvoy

#5. Vaginas beat penises every time.
They're like kryptonite.
Penises are defenseless against them.

Emma Chase

#6. Fashion magazine disease articles. My personal Kryptonite.

Carolyn Crane

#7. I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn't exist.

Shaquille O'Neal

#8. Lady, I'm like, a kryptonite member.

Jerry B. Jenkins

#9. Predatory. Dangerous. Confident. God, the man was her crack and her kryptonite wrapped up together in one muscular package.

Avery Flynn

#10. I'd put two .45 slugs in him from fifteen feet. Pretty much does the trick. If it doesn't then your only logical ammunition upgrade is Kryptonite. But

Jonathan Maberry

#11. Ego, being love's kryptonite; two souls must be on the same page of humility.

T.F. Hodge

#12. My God. The woman is my fucking kryptonite. How did this happen? How did I let her own me? More importantly and fucking shocking, I want her to own me. Every fucking piece of me. Game over baby. She's my motherfucking checkered flag.

K. Bromberg

#13. Hold me in your arms, lava lamp! Let me seek magma comfort and peace in the warmth of your kryptonite embrace.

Isabel Yosito

#14. God, there's nothing sexier than a nice strong jawline and a movie-star-quality chin dimple. It's my own personal kryptonite.
- SINGLE-MINDED

Lisa Daily

#15. Every immortal has their kryptonite. No one said immortality was the best thing ever, most would call it a curse.

Venus Morales

#16. She wielded the ultimate weapon against him, his kryptonite - her touch.

Zoe Forward

#17. I don't care if you pack it in fucking kryptonite, that lottery ticket ain't going up your ass.

Carl Hiaasen

#18. To this day, kryptonite functions in the Superman mythos as the physical manifestation of both survivor's guilt and a particularly toxic kind of nostalgia, a reminder that when we dwell on what we've lost, we can kill what we have.

Glen Weldon

#19. If I'm super woman, then he would be my kryptonite.

Kenya Wright

#20. Just remember, their fans think their players are supermen. We'll we're the kryptonite, and we're going to win.

Jim Larranaga

#21. I have a secret stash of Nutella that I pull out when necessary. That chocolate-hazelnut combo is my wife's kryptonite.

Michael Weatherly

#22. For the record, if I were Superman, a pale, scrawny guy holding a guitar would be Kryptonite.

Tiffanie DeBartolo

#23. The Wizard of Oz was a humbug. He's not great and powerful. He just pretends to be great and powerful. The Wicked Witch of the West is greater and powerfuller. She's got flying monkeys. She's like a mad scientist. She even has a secret weakness. Water is like Kryptonite to her.

Kelly Link

#24. Go away! You're like kryptonite to my brain. At

Vi Keeland

#25. When it comes to reflexes, I'm like a cat. I'm Catwoman. I'm invulnerable. The only reason he got a piece of me is because of the rain. Cats don't like water. It impairs us. It's our kryptonite.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#26. To be clear, when you're me, guys like him are kryptonite, not that I've ever met a guy like him before, one who makes you feel like you're being kissed, no, ravished, from across a room.

Jandy Nelson

#27. Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite

Gillian Flynn

#28. Satan's kryptonite is separation through slander. He slanders God to us and us to God.

James MacDonald

#29. Thanksgiving is worry's kryptonite.

Matt Chandler

#30. Why lie, Robert? Why lie? You know that lying is the alcoholics kryptonite, you can't afford it, the reasonable voice in his head screamed.

Gudjon Bergmann

#31. David was catnip and kryptonite to me.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#32. Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

Kathy Lette

#33. You like Superman?"
I shrugged, "He lacks the boyish charm of Spiderman, but he's alright."
"I'm like Superman."
I rolled my eyes. "This should be good. And who am I? Louis Lane?"
A solemn shake of his head, and then his hands were tangling in my hair. "You're kryptonite.

Adrianne Brooks

#34. I liked Superman/Batman: The Search for Kryptonite because I really enjoyed the interaction between those two characters.

Henry Cavill

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