Hedberg Supply Quotes

#1. Novikov self-consistency principle, which states that any event that would cause a paradox has a zero probability of happening.

John McWilliams

#2. It was a horrible thing to be age-stamped by the boyband of your heart.

Jenn McKinlay

#3. I say 'cuz' around Bloods, and I say 'blood' around Crips ... I'm twisted.
Got Mary, got Lucy, got Molly: that's wifey, girlfriend and mistress.

Ab-Soul

#4. Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together

Milton Berle

#5. I hate almost throwing up. Only pussies throw up.

A.D. Aliwat

#6. You have been in Afghanistan I perceive.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#7. The theater community at large, I have to say, has just been so warm and so welcoming, and that's not something I'm as used to.

Sara Bareilles

#8. Let's be very clear, if you check the F.E.C. records you will see I am supporting George W. Bush.

Roger Stone

#9. Well as much as I'm sure the people next door who are pretending they aren't looking at me would like to hear what I have to say, I'd rather say it to just you.

Elizabeth Scott

#10. No one thinks you're a flower Vane. We've all smelled you after training.
-Gus, Let the Storm Break

Shannon Messenger

#11. We [Corbis] make it so easy to call up images, whether art or people or beaches or sunsets or Nobel Prize winners.

Bill Gates

#12. One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.

Norman Ralph Augustine

#13. Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!

Tara Gilesbie

#14. Most people in the Tea Party are nice, but that hasn't stopped liberals from hating them.

Ann Coulter