Famous Mitch Hedberg Quotes

#1. Jesus is teaching and wants you to learn. This means you will be stretched. Jesus does not want you stuck in a bonehead English class, which I was for several years.

Jonah Books

#2. People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something.

Mitch Hedberg

#3. We're waiting for a glance or a word, some acknowledgement that we are here.

Jeet Thayil

#4. Maybe he could have changed his mind. Maybe he could have continued thinking only about himself. But Beckett had seen her face. He'd been looking at her eyes when the grateful girl reached up to give Eve a hug.

Debra Anastasia

#5. We look at the present through a rear view mirror. We march backwards into the future.

Marshall McLuhan

#6. But collective thinking is usually short-lived. We're fickle, stupid beings with poor memories and a great gift for self-destruction.

Suzanne Collins

#7. The end-time church will be a worshipper of God alone

Sunday Adelaja

#8. In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.

Billy Connolly

#9. Here and there robins sang

Various

#10. No matter who you are, no matter how difficult things might appear to be, you are always being moved towards magnificence. Always.

Rhonda Byrne

#11. Experience it forward. What employees experience, Customers will. The best marketing is happy, engaged employees. Your Customers will never be any happier than your employees.

John Dijulius