Handlebar Quotes

#1. He sips his drink and it leaves his handlebar mustache dripping like a cattle dog come outta a river.

Erin Bowman

#2. If you have a handlebar mustache, that is pretty much all you are. You are a delivery system for a handlebar mustache.

Marc Maron

#3. I'm not a good hipster - if I let my moustache grow for weeks, it just looks like I have dirt on my face. I'll never have a glorious handlebar moustache.

Win Butler

#4. I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.

Jarod Kintz

#5. When I was cast for 'Walking Dead,' I was still doing 'Lone Ranger,' so I have my 'Lone Ranger' look with the handlebar mustache. I think everybody appreciates the professional mustache.

Lew Temple

#6. I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

Isla Fisher

#7. When I get angry I tend to raise my voice - with a forklift. Hang on to my handlebar mustache if you want me to peddle faster.

Jarod Kintz

#8. There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.

Hannibal Buress

#9. Racing is what I live for, and it makes my world go around. Having said that, without the support of the diabetes community, I may not have gotten back into the race car after my diagnosis in October 2007.

Charlie Kimball

#10. What is everlasting? We are fireworks. Glowing bright and fading, we scatter sparks that soon die out.

Milena Michiko Flasar

#11. Change occurs slowly. Very often a legal change might take place but the cultural shift required to really accept its spirit lingers in the wings for decades.

Sara Sheridan

#12. I've never really had much of an imagination. But still I would try to picture the exact moment when the beating of my heart would no longer be going on inside my head.

Albert Camus

#13. Endurance: It is the spirit which can bear things, not simply with resignation, but with blazing hope. It is the quality which keeps a man on his feet with his face to the wind. It is the virtue which can transmute the hardest trial into glory because beyond the pain it sees the goal.

Anonymous

#14. So if you've had a good time tonight, or if you've had a good time any night, for gosh sake's why not drop a dollar in the mail to me?

Lily Tomlin

#15. What we want to do is guarantee all 4-year-old children in the City of Stamford a prekindergarten experience regardless of their financial circumstances.

Dannel Malloy

#16. Don't reinvent the wheel, just realign it.

Anthony J. D'Angelo

#17. Man has not a greater enemy than himself.

Petrarch

#18. A lighthouse is kind of like an angel. Most of the people the light helps take it for granted. Until it's not there.

Jeffrey Perren

#19. I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account.

Dev Patel

#20. The most precious gift that marriage gave me was the constant impact of something very close and intimate, yet all the time unmistakably other, resistant - in a word, real.

C.S. Lewis

#21. Don't be cool. Cool is conservative fear dressed in black.

Bruce Mau

#22. The reason, simply put, is that seeking control is not the solution to the human condition but is part of the problem.

Skye Jethani