Top 15 Handlebar Mustache Quotes
#1. There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.
Hannibal Buress
#2. He sips his drink and it leaves his handlebar mustache dripping like a cattle dog come outta a river.
Erin Bowman
#3. If you have a handlebar mustache, that is pretty much all you are. You are a delivery system for a handlebar mustache.
Marc Maron
#4. I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.
Jarod Kintz
#5. When I was cast for 'Walking Dead,' I was still doing 'Lone Ranger,' so I have my 'Lone Ranger' look with the handlebar mustache. I think everybody appreciates the professional mustache.
Lew Temple
#6. When I get angry I tend to raise my voice - with a forklift. Hang on to my handlebar mustache if you want me to peddle faster.
Jarod Kintz
#7. A day's work is a day's work, neither more nor less, and the man or woman who does it needs a day's sustenance, a night's repose and due leisure, whether they be painter or ploughman.
George Bernard Shaw
#9. One, I am skeptical of the effectiveness of nutritional supplements.
Michael Shermer
#10. America is so rich and fat, because it has eaten the tragedy of millions of immigrants.
Michael Gold
#11. And Satan sighed and shook his head, played harp amongst the flames. 'It's Hell up there in Heaven too, for all that that is worth. Heaven is just a lie of mine to make it Hell on Earth.
Nick Cave
#12. God surrounded me with people of faith, people of strong faith, people of power, spiritual power, and I saw little miracles happen in their lives. By it happening in their lives, I started believing it could happen to me.
Natalie Cole
#13. You are in love with my husband. You need some acting lessons to learn to hide it better.
Mary Papas
#14. She did not know that a copy of her incomplete thesis sat behind one of his firewalls, ensuring her words would survive any event short of the apocalypse. These were the only gestures that made sense to him. So much of what he felt did not translate.
G. Willow Wilson
#15. I've gone both ways. I do as I please. I am too f**king curious to sit here and not try when I can. Men are intriguing. So are chicks.
Michelle Rodriguez
