Guardsman Warranty Quotes

#1. Work is no disgrace: it is idleness which is a disgrace.

Hesiod

#2. I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

Charles Barkley

#3. There's some pretty good academic research that suggest that what Americans don't like is losing.

Peter Bergen

#4. R.I.P. A careless abbreviation of "requiescat in pace", attesting to indolent goodwill to the dead. According to the learned Dr. Drigge, however, the letters originally meant nothing more than "reductus in pulvis".

Ambrose Bierce

#5. makes his sun rise on the wicked and on the good, and sends rain to the righteous and to the unrighteous

Krishna-Dwaipayana Vyasa

#6. Thus, in its relation to Christianity, intelligent design should be viewed as a ground-clearing operation that gets rid of the intellectual rubbish that for generations has kept Christianity from receiving serious consideration.

William A. Dembski

#7. Everybody he knew was going quietly mad from being tied on a leash that was too short.

Harry Crews

#8. When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a grape, or else a tub of malt. These are the most reliable filters yet invented.

Samuel Butler