Quotes About Warranty

#1. Most credit cards provide some sort of protection against a defective purchase, and with gold or platinum cards, you'll often get double the manufacturer's warranty. You're also not immediately out your own money if something goes wrong.

Jean Chatzky

#2. She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.

Dave Barry

#3. What's unfortunate about buying a pitcher for $12 million is that he carries no warranty.

Bob Verdi

#4. There is an implied warranty that a commissioned work should last a lifetime. There is to be no charge.

Maxfield Parrish

#5. Consumer confidence in an industry can be a very fragile thing. It only takes a few builders who promise but don't deliver, who cheat rather than perform, who delay until the warranty expires rather than repair, to damage the reputation of an entire industry.

Virginia Knauer

#6. These rovers are living on borrowed time. We're so past warranty on them. You try to push them hard every day because we're living day to day.

Steven Squyres

#7. Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is a matter of particular importance to the Negro jockey.

Solomon Northup

#8. A Lifetime Warranty on a concealed carry firearm isn't much good, If the firearm fails in an armed encounter, the owner of the firearm might expire, along with the warranty.

John Abbott

#9. You must learn all things, both the unshaken heart of persuasive truth, and the opinions of mortals in which there is no true warranty.

Parmenides

#10. Think you have lost it all? You haven't. "God's gifts and God's call are under full warranty
never canceled, never rescinded" (Rom. 11:29 MSG).

Max Lucado

#11. Trust me. The words are a prayer, not a warranty. I understand that now.

Kyran Pittman

#12. Well, a priest is better than a eunuch for advice, then. I'm guessing you still have all your original parts."
"Warranty included," he said.

Tiffany Reisz

#13. I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

Kin Hubbard

#14. Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.

Andy Rooney

#15. Relationships don't come with a warranty and being in love is no guarantee of a happy ending.

Jonathan Tropper

#16. The practical reality of managing cars in the family - I do 36-month leases. I think they're horrible investments. And you want to give them back after their warranty is over.

Kevin O'Leary

#17. Take care of your health because it is your warranty seal

Miguel El Portugues

#18. A customer is never out of warranty, even if his product is.

Seth Godin

#19. To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says the government will stand by your GM car warranty. And all the taxpayers will get a lube job.

Ann Coulter

#20. The American media produce a product of very poor quality. Its information is not reliable, it has too much chrome and glitz, its doors rattle, it breaks down almost immediately, and it's sold without warranty. It's flashy, but it's basically junk.

Michael Crichton

#21. If Obama has his way, the change that is coming is a new America: 'fair,' leveled and social democratic. Obama didn't get elected to warranty your muffler. He's here to warranty your life.

Charles Krauthammer

#22. I feel like a defective model, like I came off the assembly line flat-out fucked and my parents should have taken me back for repairs before the warranty ran out.

Elizabeth Wurtzel

#23. You can't see beauty with miserable eyes.

H.G.Wells

#24. We realize the importance of our voices only when we are silenced.

Malala Yousafzai

#25. The Angel ended, and in Adam's ear So charming left his voice, that he awhile Thought him still speaking, still stood fix'd to hear.

John Milton

#26. The importance of the Caja Laboral cannot be overstated. It started as a credit union but grew into something much bigger and more extensive - as have the Netherlands' Rabobank and France's Credit Agricole, both having started as savings co-ops for farmers.

Chris Beales

#27. I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.

Amy Schumer

#28. But now, he was conscious of his own impatience with what he had begun to see as the sinister pedantry of therapy, its suggestion that life was somehow reparable, that there existed a societal norm and that the patient was being guided toward conforming to it.

Hanya Yanagihara

#29. Every time I turn around, it seems the world has changed somehow.

Brandon Sanderson

#30. In my own book-signings, I find humility. It's always humbling when people go out of their way to come visit with me and by some of my books.

Nicholas Trandahl

#31. I played in the Premier League for Blackpool and earned the right to go to a club like Liverpool.

Charlie Adam

#32. Psychoanalysis. Almost went three times - almost. Then I decided what was peculiar about me was probably what made me successful. I've seen some very talented actors go into analysis and really lose it.

Bette Davis

#33. The difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something are worlds apart.

Lionel Suggs

#34. The players have competed on the level the last 25 or 30 years are always going to be the players that compete at a high level. These guys practice hard, they work on their game, they still hit the ball extremely well.

Greg Norman

#35. Satan; so call him now, his former name Is heard no more in heaven.

John Milton

#36. In general, the only way to overcome failure is to not let it destroy you. It's that old saying, "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger." You just have to keep going.

Christopher Gorham